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The "It smells of chinese food in here and Master Sifo Dyas" thread

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I got the name of Jedi Master Sifo Dyas stuck in my head for some reason and wanted to start a thread about this character (never actually seen in the films) but couldn't think of anything concerning him worthy of a whole thread. Then I noticed that it smells of chinese food in here, even though nobody's had chinese food. Interesting, for sure, but also perhaps not quite worth of a thread. Then I thought that if maybe I could COMBINE the chinese food smell and Master Sifo Dyas in some way that would be enough for a thread. So...

It smells of chinese food in here. Also: Master Sifo Dyas.

I THINK I GOT AWAY WITH IT.
 
MOO SHU JEDI PORK RINDS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 
I smell WD-40
 
I think the part in ROTS where Yodi tells Obi-Wan that he saw Qui-Gonn is a tad lame without a Liam Nesson cameo.
 
Is that the geezer who ordered the massive clone army without telling anyone? and without anyone noticing the VAST AMOUNT OF MONEY BEING SYPHONED OFF TO ANOTHER WORLD!

Jedi - useless at directions AND accounting it would seem
 
DUCK SAUCE! :sarek:

(I got nuthin)
 
headvoid said:
Is that the geezer who ordered the massive clone army without telling anyone? and without anyone noticing the VAST AMOUNT OF MONEY BEING SYPHONED OFF TO ANOTHER WORLD!

Jedi - useless at directions AND accounting it would seem
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That's the chap. Maybe he was independently wealthy? Maybe the Dark Side clouds accounting.
 
Maybe he's MAGIC.
 
Sorry Wacky, I forgot to take out the leftovers in my car-It Stinks!
 
I AM IN YOUR CAR EATING UR CHINESE FOOD LOL I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS
 
I though Sifo Dias was Darth Sideous?

The no Liam was shite though, I thought at least he could have cropped up on the DVD.

Someone should do a half arsed attempt to insert him into the scene then put it on youtube.
 
In one draft of the script, Sifo Dyas was named "Sido Dyas" and was going to be another alter-ego for Sidious. But at some point Lucas changed him to Sifo Dyas (typo maybe!?) and turned him into a different character. His fate is apparently revealed in some book I haven't read.
 
Excerpt from book.

Sifo "Hey, Yoda, I am just off to Kimono, mind if I take a couple of billion credits of Jedi money for no particular reason?"

Yoda "Take it you shall, bring back porn you must"

Sifo leaves.

Mace looks perplexed (for a massive fucking change)

Mace "Why did you let Sifo leave with all that money master Yoda?"

Yoda "Oh shut up you stupid black slaphead, you are so incompetent that I have to break my comedy speech patterns to reprimand you, and let you know that one day a stupid emo jedi will cut off your arm, and when that day happens, laugh I will"

Mace looks perplexed

Yoda sighs
 
Who's the squidfaced Jedi the internet loves? He should be in it.
 
Kid Fidler (Kit Fisto)
 
Kit Fisto "Hey Yoda, wheres that 9 year old, I want to spend some time with him alone"

Yoda "With Yarel Poof he is"

Kit Fisto "Fuck it!"
 
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