You may not know this, Miranda, but TQ is obsessed with me sexually--almost every post he makes about me includes a fantasy about my sex life! It sort of creeps me out, but what really surprises me is that he doesn't even try to hide his puppy love, following me all over the board as he does. You should tell him that it's not appropriate for a "hardcore neonazi" to reveal his homoerotic fantasies in public. I know that, given my good looks and charisma, I will inevitably attrackt stalkers, but TQ is just too creepy.