THE KING OF KINGS DEMANDS HIS OWN FORUM HERE ON TK!

Mutant Hitler

New Member
AS IS BEFITTING A GODSUCH AS MYSELF, I THE KING OF KINGSDEMAND THAT THE TROLL KINGDOM ADMINISTRATORS GIVE ME MY OWN FORUM FOR MY MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS AND WORSHIPPERS HAVE A PLACE TO PAY HOMAGE TO MY GREATNESS. IT IS HIGH TIME THAT TROLL KINGDOM FALLS ON IT'S KNEES BEFORE ME AND SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO THE KING OF KINGS.
WE AWAIT YOUR ANSWER.​
 

Lord Raffles

New Member
Mutant Hitler said:
AS IS BEFITTING A GODSUCH AS MYSELF, I THE KING OF KINGSDEMAND THAT THE TROLL KINGDOM ADMINISTRATORS GIVE ME MY OWN FORUM FOR MY MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS AND WORSHIPPERS HAVE A PLACE TO PAY HOMAGE TO MY GREATNESS. IT IS HIGH TIME THAT TROLL KINGDOM FALLS ON IT'S KNEES BEFORE ME AND SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO THE KING OF KINGS.
WE AWAIT YOUR ANSWER.​

Headmaster's Comments: Could do better.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused.
Don't you say that I'm too old when the angels have stolen my red shoes.
 

Shitty Dual

schroedinger's fat
jack said:
I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused.
Don't you say that I'm too old when the angels have stolen my red shoes.

But when they told me 'bout their side of the bargain
that's when I knew that I could not refuse.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I could never figure out that first line!! I always thought he said something like "I was told I was too tired to argue"

THANKS!!!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How come everybody wants to be your friend?

You know that it still hurts me just to say it.
 
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