The Kiss Mentalist's ass thread

[DarthSikle]

Since Menty has taken the reigns, I notice everyone in a rush to kiss his ass in every thread. I thought I would make it convenient for everyone to just do it one place.

So....pucker up!!

 

[Gagh]

 

[Conchaga]

I think Mentalist is a pretty cool guy eh owns Trollkingdom and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[jack]

Menty holds the door open for women whenever he can.

 

[jack]

mentalist never double dips at parties.

 

[Conchaga]

He also doesn't nit-pick from the chex mix bowl, leaving only pretzels. I hate those people.

 

[Cassie]

His ass is very kissable.

 

[Seph]

*puckers up*

 

[Seph]

and i know beyond a shadow of a doubt that menty is a fucking legend as i look back on my younger years very fondly and i used to chillax with that dude every day, hes a fucking legend, anyone with a difference of opinion can go fuck themselves with a screwdriver capiche?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He also doesn't nit-pick from the chex mix bowl, leaving only pretzels. I hate those people.

I eat those first! I wonder if there's some Freusian test somewhere that determines what it means by which trail mix elements one eats/leaves?

 

[Donovan]

Yeah. Anybody who cherrypicks all the m&ms from the bowl is an asshole, and anybody who actually eats those flat dried bread wafer things is ten minutes away from opening fire on the entire room.

 

[bad dog]

Menty has been cool to everyone. he is a good man.

 

[Sarek]

Since Menty has taken the reigns, I notice everyone in a rush to kiss his ass in every thread. I thought I would make it convenient for everyone to just do it one place.

So....pucker up!!

I have never and will never kiss anyone's ass.

 

[bad dog]

I have never and will never kiss anyone's ass.

I could say the same as long as my woman dont see.

dude who are you trying to bullshit?

 

[Sarek]

I could say the same as long as my woman dont see.

dude who are you trying to bullshit?

My woman is not a member of this site nor any other site that I visit. Therefore, she is exempt from my above statement.

 

[Lilac]

*cue some idiot (probably NAP) coming in with the Sarek's Wife dual*

 

[Falconarg]

MENTALIST FTW,LILAC FTL!

 

[Loktar]

MENTALIST FTW,LILAC FTL!

Indeed. Lilac For the Lulz.

 

[dogbert]

Mentalist is such a well liked person that when he dials a wrong number, the person who recieves the call acts like they were the intended party.

 

[Donovan]

I'd just like to point out to the great and powerful mentalist that I started a thread kissing his ass WEEKS ago, in a pre-emptive kissass strike that established a new level for rapid kisassery. The rest of these jokers are my kissass sloppy seconds...