The Let's Make Up Lies That Loktar Will Believe Thread 2008

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I really have fried eggs for eyes.

 

[Cock]

that's amazing!

I'm actually a penis tha' can type.

 

[Loktar]

I really have fried eggs for eyes.

You poor man! how do you see out of them?

Somebody get a bucket his eyes are all runny!

Well I'm off to get all those tresspassers off my Brooklyn bridge and evict Cassie from my swampland in Florida. See ya.

 

[Loktar]

that's amazing!

I'm actually a penis tha' can type.

My penis types for me for me as well when I need my hands free to give my penis a massage.

 

[Yub]

I've found a site where can sign up for a guaranteed job beta-testing new software including games. It's at www.openbeta.biz/signup

 

[Loktar]

I've found a site where can sign up for a guaranteed job beta-testing new software including games. It's at www.openbeta.biz/signup

Best site evar! I'm quitting my job tommorrow. So I can be full time games tester. WOOT!

Just emailed my new boss Rick.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have a box full of black market pillz that "fell of a truck".

 

[Loktar]

I have a box full of black market pillz that "fell of a truck".

Its true I seen them!

I thought you were supposed to make up a lie not tell the truth.

 

[Love Child]

I'm really a good christian girl with morals and values and such.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm a fifth dimensional imp and also the first Jewish Pope.

 

[Dr Dave]

I kick boxes.

 

[The Dork Lord]

My spanish teacher was MOLLY SHANNON!

 

[Yub]

I once ate a jar of instant coffee with a spoon

 

[Loktar]

I'm really a good christian girl with morals and values and such.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DO NOT WANT!


LIEZ!

 

[Loktar]

I kick boxes.

what did those boxes ever do to you?

 

[Thrusty]

Snoop Dogg has layed off the weed.

 

[Cassie]

I am a polar bear living in the swamp with the alligators and snakes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SUPERTED IS STILL ON THE AIR

 

[Dr Dave]

The kids love the 70's music.

 

[Gagh]

Angela Lansbury is Angelina Jolie's Mum.