The List of things that exist thread

[CaptainWacky]

My inability to stand up for long.

 

[Mentalist]

Joe Biden being the 46th President of the United States of America.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's actually still Trump, sheeple.

 

[Dr Dave]

remote control

 

[Mentalist]

Fucking holograms man

 

[whisky]

Even Trump's own imprisonment and suicide?

 

[Dr Dave]

Wet food signs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Aluminum can pull-tabs that break instead of open

 

[Mentalist]

Aluminum can pull-tabs that break instead of open

I planted one when I was five years old. I still have the scar today on my left hand. (I had absolutely nothing to do with releasable pull-tabs being outlawed in the UK although it was around that time)

 

[Mirah]

I have a scar from a cat food lid with a pull tab! Cat was so hungry, meowing and I was like, "OKAY I"ll FEED YOU!" and I ripped that can top right off and into my finger, the cat saw blood and ran away. I still have a scar also.

Bastard things! (The can, not the cat)

 

[Dr Dave]

Lima beans.

I have a scar from a cat food lid with a pull tab! Cat was so hungry, meowing and I was like, "OKAY I"ll FEED YOU!" and I ripped that can top right off and into my finger, the cat saw blood and ran away. I still have a scar also.

Bastard things! (The can, not the cat)

Cats are bastards too.

 

[Dr Dave]

Curley fries.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Lazy Susans

 

[Dr Dave]

Hot sauce.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Buoys

 

[Loktar]

Fruit bats

 

[whisky]

Candles

 

[Dr Dave]

Little smokies

 

[whisky]

Tiny metal Deadpool.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tim Krul