The Loktar Appreciation thread

[Ilyanna]

It didn't have Keanu in it so it immediately fails.

LOL, fanboy.

 

[Ilyanna]

Loktar:
Can't help it. His acting is so bad its good.

Don't I know it. Of course, pics like that:

help, too, at least in my case.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ugh...

 

[Ilyanna]

It's ok, Dr Dave, I know I have a peculiar taste in men sometimes.

 

['Gear]

Yeah right. Everyone knows Matrix Keanu is truest representation of the breed. Although the Point Break incarnation is a very close second.

What's that one with the psychic dolphin and the laser whip thumb thingy?

 

[Dr Dave]

It's ok, Dr Dave, I know I have a peculiar taste in men sometimes.

It's cool.

 

[Cassie]

I appreciate Loktar's ability to survive all these years tied to a park bench.

 

[Ilyanna]

What's that one with the psychic dolphin and the laser whip thumb thingy?

Johnny Mnemonic. It also has Rollins in it. (Don't you dare comment on that.)

 

[Ilyanna]

'Gear:
must....not.....comment......[GRRRRRR]

lol, you're so cute sometimes. OK, do you worst. *braces herself*

 

['Gear]

Nah. He's alright for a wanna be nazi closet homosexual who's somehow convinced people he's tough with bit parts in bad movies and attrocious spoken word poetry standup. Or whatever they call that stage bleating.

 

[Ilyanna]

lol, eh, too tame. I've already read most of that in the Rolling Stone Magazine. Not the wanna be Nazi bit, though, that's pretty funny.

 

[Loktar]

I appreciate Loktar's ability to survive all these years tied to a park bench.

Not that hard. I've learned to love the taste of raw pigeon and built up an immunity to the poison I use. Hardest part is freeing one arm and then feeding myself before some mysterious person reties the arm and/or stuffs papers in my mouth.