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The Loktar Lenton Sebatical Thread

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
Dear Loktar,
We will miss you and we love you very much. Please appreciate this thread when you return.
~Signed Love Child
And the badlands

Day One: Without Loktar it is like no one is here to make us feel "normal" we compare ourselves against ourselves and we wonder "Am I really not normal?"
Love child wonders what Loktar is doing with his time off from message boards......is he volunteering? Is he pleasuring himself more?
 
lol, damn, LC, great minds do think alike...

LOKTIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
 
I am requesting your help in case I am not here on certain days....We must post every day!
 
NO Loktar the whole of Lent?
:pissed:
 
Day 2. Is Loktar really going to abandon us on Valentines day? How could he? I was looking forward to pictures of stilettos and stockings.
 
Loktar will be coming back soon to announce a surprise engagement... to Roktar!
 
Ew.
Is it day 3 yet?

I think it is.

Day 3 and no Loktar.

I wonder if he gave up dressing in female clothing as well?
 
I'd make a cheap joke about transvestitism and Catholicism, but I feel like they've been played out on the Internet recently.
 
If nobody replies to a thread in Daycare while he's gone, it'll be like he was with us all along!
 
Lol.day4.loktar u r a bastard.
 
Mirah said:
Ew.
Is it day 3 yet?

I think it is.

Day 3 and no Loktar.

I wonder if he gave up dressing in female clothing as well?
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If he's dressing up in female clothing while on a Catholic sabbatical, wouldn't he be dressing up as a Nun? Just a random, flittering thought.

I'm sure that every minute in his days away from TK was spent thinking about each and every one of us; so thoroughly enmeshed in the daily goings on here how could you doubt his devotion to us? I grant you that GOD is a formidable competitor for his affections, but we are, after all, TK and take pride of place as his friends and devotees.

When is he slated to return?
 
Saturday March 30, 2013 is the end of Lent.
 
Lok tarbaby hasn't been on Dirk's board either!:shrug:
 
Is "keeper of the nether eye" an anus joke?
 
Wait I think today is day 4
 
Who's Loktar?
 
Oh you mean the cross dressing heathen juggernaut, I never new he was called Loktar, he always responded to juggs.
 
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