The matrix is in my kitchen drawer

[whisky]

Remember the matrix, the first one, the only half decent one?

There is no spoon right?

In my drawers I have about ten knives, about ten forks, and about two spoons.

I started off with teh same number of everything, so spoons are dissapearing.

Damn you Neo!

 

[Mentalist]

Spoons are never washed when you stumble in at 4 in the morning desperate for some coco pops. You either have to forgo the chocolaty goodness or risk you life in the freezing waters of the washing up bowl.

 

[whisky]

You could just pour the milk and coco pops into a glass instead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eww.

 

[whisky]

In what way would that be different than spooning them into your mouth?

They have cupasoup, why not glassacocopops?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because it's WRONG.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You could put them in a blender, but then you're drunk so the lid would fly off and it would explode all over the kitchen, plus it's 4AM so you'd wake up the whole house. So no.

 

[whisky]

Why does that sound like you learned that from expereince?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No comment.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

lol. I'm gonna have to try drinking my breakfast from a glass. Does it work with a full English, you think?

 

[whisky]

If you put it in a blender maybe

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I reckon all the fat would separate. Eww.

 

[whisky]

You could just skim that off.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Mmm.. French toast.

 

[Cassie]

All this has made me think of frog in a blender. You'll just have to google it yerself.

 

[whisky]

No need to, well aware of it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And don't want to.

 

[Cassie]

It's a cartoon

 

[CaptainWacky]

STILL.

 

[Cassie]

IT'S A FUNNY CARTOON!! I made you look at it before, I think, ANYWAY. The frog asks for it.