The matrix is in my kitchen drawer

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WE'ER STILL IN THERAPY OVER IT! IT'S WHY BRITNEY CAN'T COPE!!!111

 

[Cassie]

BRITNEY PUT THE FROG IN THE BLENDER!!!

 

[Mentalist]

lol. I'm gonna have to try drinking my breakfast from a glass. Does it work with a full English, you think?

This is more personal than I usually get but it's hilarious. I got a blowjob off some girl a while back and after she/I/we finished she looked up at me and said "A full English breakfast!"


I thought it was clever.

 

[whisky]

Getting a blow job is always clever, one with a punchline attached doubly so.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She could be a Bond girl.

 

[Ishcabittle]

bonded and insured?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Her face would have bonded to anything at that moment.

WHOA!

 

[curiousa2z]

Does it work with a full English, you think?

I thought I'd be clever and quip "is that like a Full Monty?" but Menty's vignette sorta took the sails outta that.

 

[Cassie]

For some reason I'm thinking about pudding now.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm thinking about Menty getting a blowjob from Polly in Fawlty Towers.

 

[whisky]

Polly was John Cleese's wife at the time.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah and they wrote it together didn't they?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, Cleese and Connie Booth co-wrote all the Fawlty Towers scripts.

I didn't know they were married at the time.

 

[whisky]

Kind of makes you think during the episodes when the sleezy bloke pulls Pollys top down and looks inside, and you know shes not wearing a bra, and you know Cleese wrote that for another actor to ogle his wife.

Then again he did get to put his sooty hand prints on that bird with the big hooters when he was feeling for the light switch, so its all swings and roundabouts

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They divorced soon after the show ended, which may explain summat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Marriage-killing show.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So Ben Stiller's new movie will spell the end of TomKat. Phew.

 

[whisky]

John Cleese never seems to end up staying married for long.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He seems happiest when he's discontented.

 

[whisky]

Gives him new material, much as Katy Perry will probably get a new album worth of material out of her divorce.