The Maytag repairman just left

[Dr Dave]

Install some hidden cameras.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hidden camera in the washer would make for an interesting view.

 

[starbys]

"COULD I GET A PICTURE OF YOU WITH MY WASHING MACHINE??"

And then shove him in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wash that man right out of your hair...

 

[Cassie]

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA MISTER!!! NO NO really I need to just get over here so I can get a good shot.. OH please all photographers get this close to their subjects!! Turn towards the washer.. that's a good Maytag man. GOTCHA!@! HAHAHAHAHA!!! oh SHIT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Give him some "weed butter" and he'll be so baked he won't know what's what!

 

[Cassie]

It's all gone! lol.. I hadn't consumed any weed in over three years, and I probably never will again!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's all gone! lol.. I hadn't consumed any weed in over three years, and I probably never will again!!

Quoted for the future HA-HA coming.

And to commemorate this event in your life, a Hollywood treatment:

 

[starbys]

Hmm... but would Cassie say no if weed was offered to her?

 

[Cassie]

I have a weakness for drugs, so I stay away from them and people who use them. This was just one of those weird flukes that happen. I don't think there is anything wrong with weed or people who use it, but I just can't get back into that scene because I am always one step away from getting what I really want, which is crank. OH HOW I LOVE TO GO FAST!

 

[Dr Dave]

Becarefull Cassie, the repair man might get violant!

 

[CaptainWacky]

^WTF?

He might CRANK IT UP A NOTCH (or something.)

 

[Dr Dave]

He might not like getting video taped, is all I'm saying.