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The meaning of life poll

Cassie

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MF MF MF MF MF MF MF!!!

Life is what happens in between the times when your tits are perky.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
MF MF MF MF MF MF MF!!!

Life is what happens in between the times when your tits are perky.

Indeed. perky nips rule!
 
To participate in the inevitable increase in entropy of the universe whilst pondering the meaning of life and fucking Natalie Portman with a fluffy viking helmet on.
 
But only if it's fluffy. Otherwise it's an abomination.
 
Someone will come along and say "42 LOL I READ A BOOK" thinking they're being original.
 
42
 
I turned 42 this year and I know nothing.

The number is bullshit. Scratch something else on your notebook covers, kids.
 
I always thought that elf rape and minefield sex were synomomous.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
But only if it's fluffy. Otherwise it's an abomination.

Totally. What sort of sick perverted freak would attempt it with say, a velvet finish.

DESPICABLE.
 
Ishcabittle said:
I always thought that elf rape and minefield sex were synomomous.
Hmmm, then I wonder what really happened in my closet last night?
 
Cassie said:
Hmmm, then I wonder what really happened in my closet last night?

I can only imagine it was something perky.
 
MINDfield!?
 
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