THE MENTALIST BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE THREAD!

[jack]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

 

[Gagh]

Try to stop breathing first - it can be a good start to your ultimate goal!

 

[jack]

I can hold my breath for a long time.

 

[johnford]

All grudges aside...Happy Bday...My gift to you a cake with a naked stripper inside!

 

[Gagh]

Does this mean you will start posting normally, because believe me, I would like to see you as a participating member, as indeed I do everyone who doesn't act like a tosspot.

 

[BlazerBoy]

The Gagh speaketh the truth. I would welcome johnford to the TK halls as a real member.

 

[johnford]

Hey!

Does this mean you will start posting normally, because believe me, I would like to see you as a participating member, as indeed I do everyone who doesn't act like a tosspot.

I'm trying dude. Give me some credit.

 

[Gagh]

You mean, you actually have an intention to post here without trying to piss people off?

 

[Anubis]

That's fantastic!

 

[johnford]

Of course...I got other boards to piss people off. Spamming and posting shit tears one down after a while.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Well, there are a few questions that we need to ask you before we can allow admission into the brotherhood of TK.

1. Have you ever harassed anyone online?

2. Is your name Eric

3. At night when you get ronry, will you create upwards of 40 threads about various bodilly functions and various acts of random violence?

If you can answer yes to any three of these, then you are automatically elgible.

 

[johnford]

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Well, there are a few questions that we need to ask you before we can allow admission into the brotherhood of TK.

1. Have you ever harassed anyone online?

2. Is your name Eric

3. At night when you get ronry, will you create upwards of 40 threads about various bodilly functions and various acts of random violence?

If you can answer yes to any three of these, then you are automatically elgible.

1) Of course Ive harrassed online whom hasnt?
2) No Im not Eric.
3) I may but occassionally. Depends on the mood or how lazy I am.

 

[BlazerBoy]

APPROVED

 

[johnford]

Thank you Im honored!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm actually Eric.

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday Menty, have a beer.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Happy (belated) Birthday, Menty!

 

[Uranium 4]

Can we have some karma please, Chadarnook?

 

[Buttons]

MENTY ROXORS MY BOXORS!

 

[Atomic Weggie]

I hardly know you, so I didn't splurge for the Heineken cake.