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The MF has wiped me out

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I'm too sick to spam. Lata playas!

Maybe I'll put in Casino Royale.

Or should I save that for tomorrow night?

HOW CAN I BE EXPECTED TO MAKE SUCH DECISIONS??
 
Aww, goodnight Tis. Hope you feel better tomorrow.
 
Go for the Casino Royale, stay away from Rocky Balboa.
 
Hahaha...I lied.

SUCKAS!
 
Crazy kids and their crazy kidding!
 
Tis is high on decongestants!
 
Tisiphone said:
Maybe I'll put in Casino Royale.

You can't go wrong with that movie. I do recall it being kinda long though.
 
Great wankfodder, though.
 
For both sexes, too! (I assume)
 
deja vu!

(had the can chicks wank discussion a long time ago, OMG)
 
OMG of course they can. I've seen it down. Chick was weird like that. Wanted me to watch her do it. OMG
 
chicks with dicks OMG
 
Masturbation is universal. Even paralytics can do it!
 
I pretend my shower massage is William Shatner. Is that wrong? NO NO IT ISN'T OK?
 
Chick didn't have a real dick, but it was a dick nonetheless. Bigger than mine no less, which made the experience a bit more uncomfortableOMG
 
sounds scary!
 
“How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.”
-William Shatner
 
Cassie said:
I pretend my shower massage is William Shatner. Is that wrong? NO NO IT ISN'T OK?

its all good!
 
Cassie said:
sounds scary!
Not so much scary as it was uncomfortable. Yeah. Uncomfortable was definitely what it was.
 
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