The Mine Field Movie DVD

[Cassie]

Are you alive?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Mine Field Movie has already been made, it's called Empire Records.

Anthony LaPaglia is the loser trapped in a deadend job
Liv Tyler is the pill-popping "nice" girl
Johnny Whitworth is the emo artist
Robin Tunney is the sensitive punk who cuts herself
Ethan Embry is the shy, geeky speed metal fan
Debi Mazar is an out-of-work manager with a bad dye job
Rory Cochrane is the enigmatic dispenser of wisdom who wet the bed as a child
Renee Zellweger is the SLUT

OMG IT'S LIKE POSTING IN A MIRROR LOL (I'm all of this)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are you alive?

IT WAS BOXEY'S DAD

 

[The Dork Lord]

I've never seen that movie, but I hear good things.

 

[Dr Dave]

I hear things...

ALL THE TIME

 

[The Dork Lord]

Things...not voices?!?!

 

[Dr Dave]

DONT U GO BEING THINGIST

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've never seen that movie, but I hear good things.

It's actually kind of a bad movie, but it's the kind of bad movie you can't stop watching. Again and again. And again.