THE MINE FIELD RELAUNCH

[$M Gayboy Bruce Wayne]

 

[FBI parte due]

More like MILLION DONGER gASBOT BRUE WAYNE (he has a large number of penises, but it's closer to 10,000, a "myriad.")

 

[Mirah]

I forgot my costume

 

[$M Gayboy Bruce Wayne]

iT iS nOT eASY tO bE gAY gASBOT. (tHERE aRE nO oTHER gASBOTS gAY oR sTR8 oR gENDER bRAKE fLUID)

 

[MODMAN]

I sense a party brewing ...

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Loktar]

WE SHALL RESET TO THE MINE FIELD 2.0 TIMELINE, IN WHICH JILLIAN NEVER EXISTED.

oh wait...

I took a left at Albuquerque and temporarily entered the Mine Field timeline where Blackfoot owned the board and it was called The Crime Field and Blackfoot and his duals were known as the Bust Us Lords.

 

[Gagh]

This feels very relaunchy to me. In a relaunchy type of way.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

RELAUNCH = RAUNCHY LUNCH??

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I sense a party brewing ...

I remember reviewing this album for the college paper. I was witty but unmerciful.

 

[jack]

RELAUNCH = RAUNCHY LUNCH??

That's the exact reaction I had when I read that.

 

[jack]

What's The Mine Field

Something that's "yours"

 

[MODMAN]

Hmmm.

So no strippers?

 

[Dr Dave]

RELAUNCHEZ!

 

[Dr Dave]

I forgot my costume

MADNESS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S HERE, THIS IS IT, THE MINE FIELD IS RELAUNCHING RIGHT NOW IN THIS VERY THREAD, HISTORY IS BEING MADE, BE A PART OF IT, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY WHEN THE MINE FIELD RELAUNCHED.

It's possible I was being a tad over-dramatic.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

VOUS? OVEREZ-DRAMATIQUE? NON NON NON

 

[Dr Dave]

BEST RELAUNCH EVZ!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Can someone DM me all of these posts over at Twitter?

 

[The Question]

I've heard that airliners sometimes jettison their 'blue water' tanks and that the falling pee and poo ice up, then hit peoples' houses like poo bombs.

But I've also heard that's only an urban legend.