CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I also heard that HUGE SPOILER happens in HUGE SPOILER.
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
LOL JEFF GORDON IS A REAR SPOILER LOL
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
He is such a closet case, you do realize that don't you? 
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if you nailed him yourself.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Let's see...MF cable show...
Wacky would be the host, sort of like Craig Ferguson on CBS. His monologues would consist of random thoughts about how he'll never get laid, that's he's "Not made like other people", and remarks about Natalie or Anna or Keira. When Natalie or Anna or Keira was on the show, he'd clam up and turn bright red, and we'd have five minutes of Keira asking, "Are you gonna ask me any questions, mate?". When Wacky got up it would be clear he soiled himself.
Gagh would pop up on your screen incessantly throughout the show and yell stream-of-consciousness drivel about so-and-so "stunning" J.R.R. Tolkien.
Mentalist would have his own Michael Jackson segment, where he would dress liek MJ and ask such pertinent questions as, "Wouldn't it be awesome if MJ had Veronica Mars to investigate all the allegations against him?"
BDM would be a semi-regular guest, all he would do is flirt with any female guest, staff member, audience member, or delivery woman, then whip out his penis for people to marvel at. All of this would be in a vain attempt to get Kristen Bell to notice him.
Eggs' segment would be exactly like every single episode of the Isaac Mizrahi Show.
So, who'd I leave out?
Wacky would be the host, sort of like Craig Ferguson on CBS. His monologues would consist of random thoughts about how he'll never get laid, that's he's "Not made like other people", and remarks about Natalie or Anna or Keira. When Natalie or Anna or Keira was on the show, he'd clam up and turn bright red, and we'd have five minutes of Keira asking, "Are you gonna ask me any questions, mate?". When Wacky got up it would be clear he soiled himself.
Gagh would pop up on your screen incessantly throughout the show and yell stream-of-consciousness drivel about so-and-so "stunning" J.R.R. Tolkien.
Mentalist would have his own Michael Jackson segment, where he would dress liek MJ and ask such pertinent questions as, "Wouldn't it be awesome if MJ had Veronica Mars to investigate all the allegations against him?"
BDM would be a semi-regular guest, all he would do is flirt with any female guest, staff member, audience member, or delivery woman, then whip out his penis for people to marvel at. All of this would be in a vain attempt to get Kristen Bell to notice him.
Eggs' segment would be exactly like every single episode of the Isaac Mizrahi Show.
So, who'd I leave out?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
^NANA MOON.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
WE RIDE TOGETHER
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Wow, BDM nailed it with that Isaac Mizrahi line. That's what it would be!
But his old talk show, not that abortion ripoff of Project Runway that he hosted this year. That was awful.
PARTY TIME EGGSCELLENT SCHWIINNNGGGGG!
But his old talk show, not that abortion ripoff of Project Runway that he hosted this year. That was awful.
PARTY TIME EGGSCELLENT SCHWIINNNGGGGG!
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
i'm positive he would do a good job. something tells me that it would be just the right mix of serious television host and insanely brilliant prattle.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
If I wasn't autistic I'd be the most famous tv host in the world by now.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Wacky could be the next juggernaut of Saturday night television.