The MineField's dirty secret.

[Dirk Funk]

Disgraceful.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fake ducks.

 

[headvoid]

It was good while it lasted.

 

['Gear]

HEY!?!

I was wondering what happened to that bag of ducks.

Not cool MF, NOT COOL!

And my caulking gun too? Bastards.

 

['Gear]

I'll tell you what's even stranger then that picture - The process by which it occured to someone to take that picture.

 

[Dirk Funk]

That would be me. I was working at the adjacent property and happen to glance over the fence while on my ladder.

 

[Cassie]

LISTEN UP, DIRK FUNK. Not every duck makes it in the MF, sometimes we pile the rejects up. SOMETIMES we hoard the rejects on our back porch. ALSO, stop peeping over my fence

 

[headvoid]

DONT TELL HIM WHAT IS UNDER THE STRIPY BLANKET CASSIE!

 

['Gear]

I'd like my caulking gun back please. Thanks.

 

[Cassie]

It's mine now, I KEEP IT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Next time you see him get ur gun Cassie!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The true number of duck deaths has been vastly exaggerated, as have many other related "facts". I'm sure I don't have to remind anyone of the fake "quack has no echo" story that many sympathisers put so much stock into.

This is clearly a scale diorama intended to fool gullible minds. It's quite sad, really. hpneutral:

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Btw, does anyone know how to get duck blood out of jeans? I tried a boil wash already and don't want to have to throw them out.

 

[Dr Dave]

Try the tears of a baby whom you just took candy from.

 

[curiousa2z]

DONT ASK DONT TELL

 

[Ishcabittle]

I LIKE TO FUCK I LIKE TO SUCK AND THE HOLE OF CHOICE IS ONE OF DUCK.

 

[Kitty]

DONT TELL HIM WHAT IS UNDER THE STRIPY BLANKET CASSIE!

A leg lamp with a duck print shade?

 

[Dirk Funk]

At the bottom of the picture is the fenceline. You can't see it, but there was another large pile of ducks by that part of the fence.

 

[curiousa2z]

*looks innocent*

 

[Dr Dave]

curiousa2z...