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The Murder Gang

(Outside the maternity ward. Zombie and Anna are inside with the babies. Rusty and Sally are standing guard.)

Sally: This is crap! Killing my baby was the greatest thing I've ever done. I want to feel that way again, Rusty. I want to slice them up into little baby pieces.

Rusty: And you think I don't? I'm jonesing for some baby neck-snapping.

Sally: You and your neck snapping...nothing beats a good stabbin'.

Rusty: Stab them then snap the necks before they bleed to death.

Sally: It's a thought...sssh, someone's coming.

(A DOCTOR is walking their way. Rusty hides. Sally smiles as the doctor approaches.)

Doctor: Hello there!

Sally: Hi. My sister just had a baby and I'm here to see it.

Doctor: That's nice, why don't you come on int...

Sally: Okay...NOW!

(Rusty jumps out and grabs the doctor arond the throat from behind.)

Sally: Do it Rust, pop his neck! Not as satisfying as a baby's but you'll still enjoy it.

Rusty: Zombie said not to kill...

Sally: Zombie doesn't have to know.

Rusty: He'll know. He always knows. Zombie's dangerous, Sally, we have to be careful.

Sally: Damn it Rust, we're dangerous too!

Rusty: Not like him. Remember what he did to that black guy the first day he met us? And he said that was his best friend!

Sally: I killed my own baby! And my dad. That's better than killing some worthless ######! If you want pop him, I'll STICK HIM!

(Sally takes out her stabbin' knife and approaches the doctor...but a hand reaches out and holds her tightly around the wrist.)

Zombie: He wasn't a worthless ######.

TO BE CONTINUED
 
Sally: They all are!

Zombie: You know nothing. Rusty, knock the doctor out.

Rusty: But he's seen us boss, he could snitch, we should kill him...

Zombie: NO. He's not on the list.

Sally: You've fucking lost it Zombie! There is no list, we kill at random!

Zombie: Maybe it only appears that way to you because I haven't shown you the list.

(Rusty throws the doctor up against the wall and he bangs his head and slides down to the ground.)

Zombie: Good move, Rusty.

(Rusty pulls out a gun.)

Rusty: Fuck you, Zombie! You've been lying to us! You're up to some sick game and Anna's your new protege. Well fuck that! Sally and me are just in this to kill. We don't need you anymore.

Sally: Do it Rust, shoot him!

Zombie: If you think killing me will achieve anything then do it. I've died before.

Rusty: You're fucking crazy!

(Ruty shoots Zombie right between the eyes. Zombie just stands there...and smiles.)

Sally: What!?

Zombie: Why do you think they call me Zombie?

Rusty: Let's get out of here!

(He turns to run...and turns right into a knife to the heart from Anna.)

Anna: Hehehe! Rusty is red today! You don't hurt Zombie!

Sally: You bitch!

(Sally pulls out her stabbin' knife.)

Anna: Oh what fun, a duel!

Zombie: Remember what I taught you, Anna.)

(She smiles and nods. Sally circles her...then lunges in for the kill.)

TO BE CONTINUED
 
(Anna easily avoids Sally's stab and manages to slahs at her right arm.)

Sally: Oww!

Anna: Tee hee-hee! Should I kill her, master?

Zombie: Yes, Anna. Her usefulness as at an end.

Sally: What are you Zombie? What are you!?

Zombie: I am a death-maker, Sally. It is my duty to ensure that people die when they are supposed to. I wasn't always in this body...

(Sally lunges at Anna again but Anna steps aside so quickly that she appears to be a blue. She grabs Sally from behind.(

Zombie: My former body was destroyed but I managed to pass into a human one. It was not ideal for carrying out my mission. So I had to recruit two murdering pieces of trash, you and Rusty, to help me. But now I have Anna. And your time is up.

Sally: NO!

Zombie: Yes. Oh, and the black guy? He really was my best friend. Or, rather, the best friend of the former owner of this body. But it was his time too.

(Anna cuts Sally's throat and she drops to the ground, dead. Anna licks the knife.)

Anna: Nummy!

Zombie: You really are beginning to enjoy this too much, Anna.

Anna: Don't hurt Anna!

Zombie: No. Your time does not end for many long years.

(A shot goes off again, but Zombie steps right in front of Anna, faster than the eye can see, and takest he bullet for her.)

Rusty: Damn...it...

(Rusty slumps down again, finally dead.)

Anna: Now what?

Zombie: Now I teach you your final lesson.

TO BE CONCLUDED
 
hopefully I wont die in a fiery car crash before the conclusion...but these things can be tricky to time just right.
 
Dr Dave said:
Good story Wacky, look forward to the next instalment.

Yeah me too. You have seven days before I leave to finish this story. After that I start raping and murdering random women to gain internet access so I can finish reading the story.
 
(Zombie is walking away from the hospital, Anna skipping behind him.)

Anna: It is kind of a shame that they had to die.

Zombie: Rusty and Sally? They would have been dead a long time ago if I didn't need minions.

Anna: No, the little babies!

Zombie: Oh. Yes. I suppose if I was human I would consider that to be "sad". But it was their time. It was written in the stars.

Anna: Is that my final lesson? You're going to teach me to be able to read the stars, so when I know someone's time is up?

Zombie: Yes...but I won't even have to teach you. You'll know.

Anna: What are you talking about?

Zombie: This body...it was already dead when I entered it. I was desperate, about to fade out of existence. It was the nearest to me. But I cannot stay in it. I need to be in a fresh, human body. Your body.

Anna: But wait...what about me?

(Zombie smiled.)

Zombie: You'll still be in there, Anna. With me. We'll be together, as one.

Anna: Are you sure I'll be okay?

Zombie: Nothing is for sure, Anna.

Anna: Well...if you have to...

Zombie: Yes, I must. I need your body to carry out the will of Satan.

Anna: Wait a minute, Satan!? I thought you were good!?

Zombie: HAHAHAHA! GOOD? I AM PURE EVIL, ANNA. AND NOW YOU WILL FEEL ME IN YOU!

Anna: Nooooo!

(But it was too late. Zombie left his body. It slumped to the ground, dead, and began to decay at an alarming rate. Anna ran. But she couldn't run fast enough. Zombie was in her. She fell to her knees in pain.)

Anna: I won't...I won't be evil...I won't be your tool...I won't...

(She stood up.)

Anna: I WILL. I AM YOUR SERVANT, SATAN. TELL ME WHO MUST DIE AND THEY SHALL BE SLAIN. I AM ANNA. I AM ZOMBIE. I AM MURDER.

THE END
 
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