The Muslims have insisted

[headvoid]

The Daily Mail has reported today that in the UK Muslims now insist on

1. Killing any white rabbit kept as a pet in case they insult Mohammed. This came from a direct example of a Pet rabbit saying "mohammed is a right bastard"
2. Anally raping visiting Danish people to the UK due to the "cartoon" incident. They wish to set up secret "rape rooms" at UK ports and airports
3. Chopping off the hands of anyone who eats pork scratchings in a pub.

All of these new rules have been directly quoted from a muslim person, who wished to remain anonymous BUT THE WAY THE COUNTRY IS GOING IT COULD JUST HAPPEN!

No pork scratchings! Those bastards.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fun times ahead then?

 

[headvoid]

I heard someone had overheard a conversation about someone they knew, that knew a muslim who worshipped the devil.

Just saying... not being racialist or nuffin.

 

[Cassie]

There's been a fatwa issued against scrapple!

 

[FBI parte due]

(The Muslims plan on confiscating the scrapple and using it for biowarfare against LONDON!)

 

[headvoid]

Muslims ate my hamster

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you know that all muslims in this country automatically receive EIGHTY THOUSAND POUNDS a year in benefits EACH, for them and each of their fifteen wives (who are all aged under sixteen?) In fact, if the muslim admits to being a terrorist he's given EXTRA SPECIAL BENEFITS and a Nintendo Wii by WELL-MEANING BUT RETARDED LEFTISTS?

 

[Cassie]

If I pretend to be Muslim will they give me a Wii too?!!

 

[FBI parte due]

Only if you change your name to Mohammed Akbar bin Laden and are willing to brutally rape a British baby with a slice of halal beef!

 

[Yub]

I can do that! Now cough up my Wii, you government numptys!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It helps if you have hook hands too.

 

[Cassie]

I have a hook foot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Muslims have today insisted that the Noel Edmonds tv show 'Deal Or No Deal' be cancelled because they "strongly suspect" the Banker might be jewish.

 

[Cassie]

Next it'll be the American Deal or No Deal, they have proof that Howie Mandel is Jewish.

 

[Hasan78]

stop piking on muslim.

what do u do betar then them ?

muslim r badasses prophet Mohammad (peace be upon Him) wage war on pagan and pwn them not like ur gods getting their ass kikd by the jews lolollol !

 

[headvoid]

poor, and missing the point.

 

[Cassie]

The Muslims ate the Marquis De Sade.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Muslims are now demanding that Muslim children be allowed to carry swords "just in case they hear the call of the propet Muhammed at any time. The call to kill you. Haha!"