The new girl on Countdown is getting fitter

[headvoid]

My god that is pornographic

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She probably gave a few old codgers heart attacks that day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet Arlene Philips and Carol Vorderman hang out together, shaking their fists at the tv.

 

[CaptainWacky]

[YOUTUBEHD]mcT8GDVgtr0[/YOUTUBEHD]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's not Countdown, that's a cocktail party.

Tuned in today just to see what she was wearing... hmm, one of the contestants is nice.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wait, who's he?

TRUST YOU to watch the one day she isn't wearing a tight dress.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's just one of the contestants who was on today whose smart enough to do all those difficult sums, but hasn't made his Facebook profile private.

Yeah, her skirt was fairly short, I suppose, but she wasn't wearing a couple of elastic bands, as I'd been expecting.

 

[Gagh]

She has boobs and a bottom. I find these things pleasing when presented together in such a fashion.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's just one of the contestants who was on today whose smart enough to do all those difficult sums, but hasn't made his Facebook profile private.

Yeah, I saw the last ten minutes after I made that post, he's cute. They said he's won seven games, so tomorrow will be his last day. Countdown's turning into a right SEXFEST!

 

[CaptainWacky]

TURN ON COUNTDOWN NOW (if you're unemployed/a student/captainwacky). LOOK AT THOSE LEGS.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Ahhhh she's standing in front of the numbers board!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Check. This. Out.

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[The Tomtrek]

She's really veBUMry attractive AND smaBREASTSrt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm marry her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHRIST

I'll have two from the top please | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

(How the fuck did CAROL VORDERMAN win the prestigious Rear Of The Year award!?)

 

[The Tomtrek]

The Sun, as ever, making us all look bad.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

One more

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope she doesn't leave with the guy.