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The news on Tom Daley

Yup, he's 39.

He managed to have all those sex pics from a few years ago removed from the internet (the uncensored ones anyway).

I have the DVD of his Burning Man road-trip documentary On The Bus from 2000 -- he looks about 18 in that.

He will look that way when he's 50 -- I have a friend like that. I hate him. (OK I don't but that's because we fool around)
 
So umm, Tom Daley's dad died a couple of years ago and now he's dating a guy old enough to be his father. Discuss.
 
headvoid said:
Fun facts about Tom Daley.

1. He likes diving into water.
2. He is quite young.
3. He is one of our favourite Olympians despite only winning a bronze.
4. His TV show splash is beyond dreadful.
3. He is gay.

No surprises there then.
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6. He sounded gay from the age of 15. At least.
7. Judging by the fuss the print media made, we should really care about somebody's sexuality, when in reality it doesn't matter a bloody jot.
 
Oh it's SO ON...

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And HELLO GYM SHORTS!

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PHOTOS: Tom Daley And Dustin Lance Black In Hot Tub, Spotted Together Numerous Other Times
 
So many of the comments on the queer blogs are sounding warnings that Black is a notorious douche and a cradle-robber who sweeps up young things, messes with their heads and cheats on them, then dumps them.

Let's hope Daley is more of a match for him. If he leaves Daley hurt and rejected, he won't be able to leave his house without security.
 
So, what is it exactly about the Gay "dress like your boyfriend" trope?

Am I just lapping up tabloid shit, or is it actually a THING.

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That pic is super creepy and also they're dressed ugly.



And in a crushing blow to bisexuals everywhere, Tom Daley now says he's gay.

(I swear I know bisexuals IRL it's not just a made-up thing that gays use as a transition identity while coming out.)
 
They aren't dressed that alike.

The jackets are similar but that's about it.

It's a lot worse when straight couples dress alike.
 
One is cotton the other is denim.

Maybe he is trying to lose weight, leather over denim is guaranteed to make you sweat like a dog.
 
Maybe he thinks "I'm dating a guy so that means I'm gay at this point in time" without properly understanding what bisexuality is.

(Or he was never bi he just loves cock.)
 
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