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[Mentalist]

Orlando Bloom still can't act.

 

[headvoid]

Johnny Depp has run out of funny faces to pull!

 

[Mentalist]

Not Johnny Depp:

 

[Dr Dave]

What a hack.

 

[Tisiphone]

I used to be obsessed with Orlando Bloom, but now I'm meh about him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Orlando doesn't have to know how to act in my world. He just has to lay back and enjoy the ride. :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're taking him on a rollercoasteR?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, the ROCKET EGGS THUNDE R KJE JLKSADJ KASLDFJ KLASDNKL