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The next time I go to a job interview...

I went into a K whole in the Playland of our local Burger King. After relaxing in the infinite ball pit, I tried the "habitrail" tube thing... damn... tunnel vision in a tunnel.

Fucking fun stuff in the right company.
 
Ishcabittle said:
I went into a K whole in the Playland of our local Burger King. After relaxing in the infinite ball pit, I tried the "habitrail" tube thing... damn... tunnel vision in a tunnel.

Fucking fun stuff in the right company.
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Good man. Finally another drug freak who doesn't care if they're snorting Horse Tranqs. Nice to meet you offcially!
 
I'm frightened in this thread. Someone fill me with the right drugs to cool me out and go with the flow.

(I'm OUT OF MY VICODIN!!! CAN'T GET ANY MORE TILL AT LEAST MONDAY!!!)
 
Mentalist said:
Good man. Finally another drug freak who doesn't care if they're snorting Horse Tranqs. Nice to meet you offcially!
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Sweet. Drug talk (sometimes, but not all the time) can be cooler that doin' drugs. Especially when you're at work, getting drug tested, with your mother in the next room waiting for the results.

Good to meet you as well!
 
I've only done the vicodin twice, but it was super duper fun. Two pills, a nice bowl, a jack & coke, and a good mystie and I was a box of giggles.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
Dude I was so close to getting hooked in Vikes this spring.

I had a bad tooth and the doc prescribed me 20 pills w/ 2 refills.

Yowza!
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it's my first time on any major painkiller. I got 30 pills along with 30 turbo-Motrin to take together, but with no refill, even though he said my arm would be in the sling for 6 weeks. I guess they're going to montor the pain level as I go along.

Just a way for his referral buddies to get in on the money during the healing process.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
it's my first time on any major painkiller. I got 30 pills along with 30 turbo-Motrin to take together, but with no refill, even though he said my arm would be in the sling for 6 weeks. I guess they're going to montor the pain level as I go along.

Just a way for his referral buddies to get in on the money during the healing process.
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Well, good luck. I hope it goes well for you and eventually you can type normal again and all that.

Don't lose all your money to the doctors. I hear they are like sharks and can smell it in the water.
 
Mentalist said:
I've done opium. That was a weird day.
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We had a big batch come through our town whilst I was in college. Numb, numb, bum was I. Oh, man, I've got a cold, this sucks. Guess I take some ibuprofin, and the opium isn't hurting.

I don't understand why I'm not getting results from my jogging.

Yeah, sure, come over, we're watching whatever's on. Oh, and smoking opium. Yeah, whatever's on. Yeaah... opium. Sure, you can bring that movie. I probably won't watch it, though.

An excuse to smoke opium is one you can think up when you're holding it.
 
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