The non-sequitur thread

[Big Dick McGee]

Let's have a conversation here made up entirely of non-sequiturs. It'll be fun and...


I think Layne Staley was a great singer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SKINNER, THE ALIGATOR MAN.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Mom always said, "If you can't beat 'em, then you're discgrace to the Beckham name!" (mom was Emma Bunton)

 

[Cassie]

Why does everyone say relax when they're about to do something terrible?

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAUHGT IN A BAD ROMANCE RAAHAHAH RHAHH AHAHA HAH ASFDLA GAGAH HITLER LAH LAH ALHA HA ON L BAD ROMACNE I

I WANT YOUR KITTENS YOUR PUPPIES AND YOUR MEAT I WANT YOUR DOVES
DOVES DOVES DOVES I WANT YORU DOVES

 

[Cassie]

I can't come up with non sequiturs on demand, so I quoted from teh Voyager episode.

 

[Loktar]

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.

 

[Donovan]

Princess Zelda was pretty damn high maintenance when you think about it.

 

[Yub]

[YOUTUBE]tYjbkRktqIE[/YOUTUBE]

 

[eloisel]

It rained all day the day I left. The weather it was dry.

 

[eloisel]

One bright day
in the middle of the night
two dead boys
got up to fight
back to back
they faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other
if you don't believe this lie I've told
ask the blind man
he saw it all.

 

[Yub]

 

[Loktar]

I looked into the abyss and suddenly I saw all the missing socks from my dryer staring back at me.

 

[whisky]

I dont know what a non sequitur is because my english teacher rarely turned up for our lessons.

 

[Yub]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(literary_device)

And therefore: DRYWALL GOOGLEPLEX WESTERLY DOGBREATH PANTS BOTTLE LASVEGAAAAAAAASSSSSS

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You all lie like the carpet
Who forgot
How to roll down the runway
So you fall wishing you could fly away

 

[CaptainWacky]

[Fwoo woo woo yo uknw itT="Book Antiqua"][/FONT]

 

[curiousa2z]

guttersnipe is a word i really don't get to use that often.

 

[Blindgroping]

Didn't I start an Irrelevancy thread?

 

[Gagh]

Didn't I start an Irrelevancy thread?

Yor very irrelevance makes this the greatest non-sequitar used in the thread so far.

Having said that.


Chicken, Cripsy Bacon & Cheese sandwich (brown bread) rotating on a Mekon's Flying Dish. Why daddy? He can't say. Nobody should. The lion likes to jiggle. Rom. No. Bye!