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The OFFICIAL nag at Ishy thread.

I strongly suspect Ishy has some RL dramaz, but we shall nag him anyway...

FOR THE EELS!

:chris:
mm
 
FOR THE EEEEEEEEEEELS
 
You need a flash plug in for the eels!
 
Novacaine For The Soul

by Eels



Life is hard
And so am I
You'd better give me something
So I don't die
Novocaine for the soul
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out

Life is white
And I am black
Jesus and his lawyer
Are coming back
Oh my darling
Will you be here
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out

Guess who's living here with the great undead
This paint by numbers life is fucking with my head, once again

Life is good
And I feel great
Cuz mother says I was
A great mistake
Novocaine for the soul
You'd better give me something to fill the hole
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
 
may as well just sputter out
 
I think we can stop tickling and eeling him now.
 
OH THE BOARD IS FAST LOL
 
Bump so Ishy knows we love him, eeeeels and all.

:D
mm
 
easymana
 
trips over eels
*hugs Ishy*
 
*bump for eels*
 
TO THE LAST (EEL)
 
I WILL LOVE HIM AND HUG HIM AND PET HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM FOREVER!
 
(with eels)
 
And name him George?
 
It would be the right thing to do.
 
UNLESS...

his Mum (who in all likelihood named him in the first place) kicks up a fuss.


Awkward.
 
That is not our problem.
 
HE LEFT ANOTHER FLAMING BAG OF iPOOP ON MY FRONT PORCH!
 
HE LEFT A FLAMING BAG OF EELS ON MY DOORSTEP. I PISSED ON IT.
 
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