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The OMG THAT'S SO GAY of the Day thread

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That horn kept wiggling around WTF HORNS ARE MEANT TO BE HARD.
 
Mine wiggles when it's hard.
 
At the base only or like a fake rubber unicorn horn?
 
I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.
 
WTF is DAN from NEIGHBOURS doing NEXT to ZAC EFRON?!

DAN'S the WORST actor EVAR!!
 
WTF is DAN from NEIGHBOURS doing NEXT to ZAC EFRON?!

DAN'S the WORST actor EVAR!!
I think you answered your own question. Those types attract each other.







(My first answer was going to be: "From the look in the photo, he's about to wear Zac like a hood ornament.")
 
Efron might not be a fantastic actor, but he's still Hollywood royalty (the Prince that's going to get married off amidst rumours that he prefers rogering the servants than his wifey) he shouldn't be standing next to the guy who is a bad actor even by Neighbours' awful standards. Even Dahl, the pet Galah is better!!
 
I heard Efron did a new movie that's getting him some decent critical response. Maybe he's better than the crap movies he's been in.
 
Holy shit, that IS Dan from Neighbours!
 
Efron isn't "royalty", he's a teen gossip page moneymaking machine. The "indie" movie he made about Orson Welles was received well enough, but nobody pointed at him as the reason they liked it. Hollywood doesn't love him so much as they want to fuck him, so they're spoiling him rotten while he generates revenue. The farther away he goes from the HSM movies, the more he will have to prove himself on his own.

Anyway, Hollywood already loves Taylor Lautner more.
 
DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN!!
 
WHY IS DAN AT THE 17 AGAIN PREMIERE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE?
 
This still doesn't explain what's going on. Was Dan in 17 Again? Why would he be able to approach and put his arm around Zac Efron at a premiere?
 
Because The Efron compelled him to.
 
Judging from his expression in that photo he doesn't know what's what!
 
Why does it look like Dan's pants are unzipped?
 
That's actually Zac Efron's tentacle, which he has in place of a left arm and is usually hidden in photos. Good eyes!
 
They're nothing compared to my tits!!!



(extra points for the person who gets what movie that's from)
 
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