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The "One Minute"

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
The object of my desire this week has been Portlandia. I was so excited I thought I would burst. How do I watch Portlandia, is it on TV? Can I download it? How much will it cost? Why can't I watch it on HULU which I already pay for? Why is this huge cock thrusting inside my vagina, teasing me with anticipation and stopping for commercials and giving me one minute teasers? WHY?!?!?! Have I even seen a full episode of Portlandia anywhere? I DON"T KNOW! HOW WILL I EVER KNOW??!?!? IT NEVER MAKES ME LAUGH ANYWAY I JUST DO NOT WANT TO BE DENIED A TASTE OF THIS LOCAL HUMOR.

I gave up until finally I re-watched Kumail and the Vegan Strip club, then it was okay.
The new season of Portlandia can wait for now.

http://youtu.be/0awX05QjK9c?t=1s

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Or you can buy the seasons on iTunes. The downside, is that it eats up a good chunk of you hard drive , a half a gig per episode, so I only do that for episodes of TV that I really WANT to watch, i.e Game of Thrones, BSG, Caprica. If the iPods ever came out with a terabyte version, I'd buy it.
 
...what was that about a huge cock?
 
I think he was confusing that with a huge iPod. Which sounds like. " Where's the damned cod piece, I wanna watch some porn." k Wacky? Terabyte iPod, not iBit a Codpiece.
 
That must be it!
 
Oh! I finally watched the first episode of Season 5 of Portlandia!

I can't say I "LOL" a lot, but I just have to watch anyway.
 
My niece lives in Portland.
 
Mirah said:
Oh! I finally watched the first episode of Season 5 of Portlandia!

I can't say I "LOL" a lot, but I just have to watch anyway.
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You can say jumped the shark if you want. Mainly because it has.
 
'Gear said:
You can say jumped the shark if you want. Mainly because it has.
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I don't think it was ever higher than jumping over some gold fish even.
 
Portlandia is on cable tv is well.
 
Dr Dave said:
Portlandia is on cable tv is well.
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When you consider the amount of Masters and Phd's working restaurant jobs in that area the whole city should be on cable. I spent a couple of months in Portland repping for Allegro a few years back. It's a very addicting city to be in.
 
If one likes drinking beer and other assorted spirits, it's a good place to be.
 
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