Loktar
Internet God
The truth is that's a lot of people on the nets that know a lot more about me and who/what I care about than you ever will.
Oh I know all about you....

The truth is that's a lot of people on the nets that know a lot more about me and who/what I care about than you ever will.
No Dan, you don't. You obviously have your mind made up about me tho, which I find interesting.
I could make a crack about polishing my knob, but it's been said that we go to the gay jokes too often...
That would indicate that you don't agree?
About the gay jokes, I mean?
you crazy pair and your sexual tension, I really hope you kids make a go of it...
noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont say that I want more TK babies...
Love Child will serve as both our surrogate mother, and designated driver on weekends.
For this, she will be paid in sexual favors and various good deeds...
DUDE!
What does mine say?
BATON DOWN THE HATCHES!
Not gonna happen. I don't want LC re-contaminated with your seed. I will go it alone.