CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
SERILOUSLU GUYS IF YOU PUT ERECT MALE PENIS BETWEEN THE PAGES OF THIS BOOK SOMTHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN YOU TO I SWEAR FIVE ANGELS WILL APPEAR FROM HEAVEN AND GRANT YOU EIGHT WISHES EACH BUT IF YOU DON'T THEN THE DEVIL WILL BE ABLE TO LOOK AT YOU THROUGH YOUR MIRROR AND READ YOUR THOUGHTS I READ IT ON YOUTUBE HERE IS THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE
"Hello I am the original messages" - originally posted by Davina McCall on the four of Julaugust 1983
SEE THAT PROVES IT AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST READ TARGET: 2006 THE CLASSIC TRANSFORMERS UK STORY
ENCODED IN THAT MASTERWORK BY SIMON FURMAN THERE ARE SEVEN HIDDEN TEXT BUBBLES BEHIND JAZZ'S EARS WHICH YOU CAN'T ONLY SEE BY WEARING 3D GLASSES AND SWAYING YOUR HEAD FROM SIDE TO SID
IFY OU READ CORRECTLY THEN THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE APPEARS
"yes davina mccall is right i know this becasue i am FUTURE MAN and i can see into the future don't believe me ask bruce willis"
YOU HAVE TO REARRANGE THE WORDS TO MAKE IT SAY THIS
THEN YOU CALL UP BRUCE WILLIS USING HIS HOME PHONE NUMBER WHICH YOU GOT FROM RANDY ORTON
"how the fuck did you get this nuimber leave me alone i'm bruce willis and your'e a nobody i should get the army to shoot you they have guns."
IS WHAT HE WILL SAY
THE ARMY
GUNS
WHAT COULD THIS MEAN
IT MEANS YOU SHOULD RAPE JUSTIN LEE COLLINS
I THINK
NO
RAPE THE BOOK
IF YOU RAPE JUSTIN LEE COLLINS THEN HE'LL PROBABLY GET ANGRY
AND GO ALL "OOH ARR YOU RAPED ME THAT'LL RUIN MY PLANS TO RE-UNITE THE THUNDERKATS ARRR YOU MUCKER ARR I LOVE JOHN JAMES I DO ARR"
AND THAT ISN'T WORHT THE EFFORT
SO
HOW ABOUT YOU RAPE THAT BOOK HE DIDN'T WRITe
THAT'S THE BIG TWIST HERE
HE DIDN't WRITE THAT BOOK AT ALL
IT WAS GHOST WRITTEN
BY A GHOST
AND WHOSE GHOST!?!
DON'T DRINK WATER
BECAUSE YOU'LL SPIT IT ALL OVER YOUR MONITOR IN SHOCK
IF YOU DO SO DON'T
YOU FUCKING TURKEY BURGER
STOP
DRINKING
THAT
FUCKING
WATER
YOU FOOL
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SAY THE MOST SHOCKING THING EVER
THAT'LL BLOW THE WORLD APART
BLOW YOUR MIND
BLOW YOUR COCK
AND ALL THE SEXXXXXXXXXXXY LADIES
YOU FOOLS
YOU THINK YOU KNOW
LET'S ASK JESSICA FLETCHER
"jewish people!"
THANKS FOR THAT YOU DERANGED ODL BAG
SO
WHAT HAPPEEND TO JBL?
WHO CARES
THE BOOK
WAS WRITTEN
GHOST WRITTEN
BY THE GHOST OF....
THE GHOST OF JADE GOODY!
NO
THAT WAS A JOKE
IT WAS THE GHOST OF..................
OF...............
OF......................
JON TICKLE
NO
IT WAS THE GHOST OF
OF
NONE OTHER
THAN THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND...
NATHAN FILLION!
NOT DEAD YOU SYA
WELL THAtSB ECASUE IT'S NOT THE FMAOUS JNATHAN FILLION YOU FILLET OF FISH
IT'S THE OTHER NATHAN FILLION
THE ONE WHO GHOST WRITES BOOKS
YOU KNOW HIM
HE WROTE THE BIBLE
IT WAS HIM
SO YEAH
SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU RAPE THAT BOOK
I DON'TK NOW WHAT THOUGH
I WROTE IT ON MY BACK AND CAN'T SEE MY BACK FROM HERE
FUCK
"Hello I am the original messages" - originally posted by Davina McCall on the four of Julaugust 1983
SEE THAT PROVES IT AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST READ TARGET: 2006 THE CLASSIC TRANSFORMERS UK STORY
ENCODED IN THAT MASTERWORK BY SIMON FURMAN THERE ARE SEVEN HIDDEN TEXT BUBBLES BEHIND JAZZ'S EARS WHICH YOU CAN'T ONLY SEE BY WEARING 3D GLASSES AND SWAYING YOUR HEAD FROM SIDE TO SID
IFY OU READ CORRECTLY THEN THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE APPEARS
"yes davina mccall is right i know this becasue i am FUTURE MAN and i can see into the future don't believe me ask bruce willis"
YOU HAVE TO REARRANGE THE WORDS TO MAKE IT SAY THIS
THEN YOU CALL UP BRUCE WILLIS USING HIS HOME PHONE NUMBER WHICH YOU GOT FROM RANDY ORTON
"how the fuck did you get this nuimber leave me alone i'm bruce willis and your'e a nobody i should get the army to shoot you they have guns."
IS WHAT HE WILL SAY
THE ARMY
GUNS
WHAT COULD THIS MEAN
IT MEANS YOU SHOULD RAPE JUSTIN LEE COLLINS
I THINK
NO
RAPE THE BOOK
IF YOU RAPE JUSTIN LEE COLLINS THEN HE'LL PROBABLY GET ANGRY
AND GO ALL "OOH ARR YOU RAPED ME THAT'LL RUIN MY PLANS TO RE-UNITE THE THUNDERKATS ARRR YOU MUCKER ARR I LOVE JOHN JAMES I DO ARR"
AND THAT ISN'T WORHT THE EFFORT
SO
HOW ABOUT YOU RAPE THAT BOOK HE DIDN'T WRITe
THAT'S THE BIG TWIST HERE
HE DIDN't WRITE THAT BOOK AT ALL
IT WAS GHOST WRITTEN
BY A GHOST
AND WHOSE GHOST!?!
DON'T DRINK WATER
BECAUSE YOU'LL SPIT IT ALL OVER YOUR MONITOR IN SHOCK
IF YOU DO SO DON'T
YOU FUCKING TURKEY BURGER
STOP
DRINKING
THAT
FUCKING
WATER
YOU FOOL
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SAY THE MOST SHOCKING THING EVER
THAT'LL BLOW THE WORLD APART
BLOW YOUR MIND
BLOW YOUR COCK
AND ALL THE SEXXXXXXXXXXXY LADIES
YOU FOOLS
YOU THINK YOU KNOW
LET'S ASK JESSICA FLETCHER
"jewish people!"
THANKS FOR THAT YOU DERANGED ODL BAG
SO
WHAT HAPPEEND TO JBL?
WHO CARES
THE BOOK
WAS WRITTEN
GHOST WRITTEN
BY THE GHOST OF....
THE GHOST OF JADE GOODY!
NO
THAT WAS A JOKE
IT WAS THE GHOST OF..................
OF...............
OF......................
JON TICKLE
NO
IT WAS THE GHOST OF
OF
NONE OTHER
THAN THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND...
NATHAN FILLION!
NOT DEAD YOU SYA
WELL THAtSB ECASUE IT'S NOT THE FMAOUS JNATHAN FILLION YOU FILLET OF FISH
IT'S THE OTHER NATHAN FILLION
THE ONE WHO GHOST WRITES BOOKS
YOU KNOW HIM
HE WROTE THE BIBLE
IT WAS HIM
SO YEAH
SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU RAPE THAT BOOK
I DON'TK NOW WHAT THOUGH
I WROTE IT ON MY BACK AND CAN'T SEE MY BACK FROM HERE
FUCK