The post the dirty truth about CaptainWacky thread

[Dual]

CaptainWacky smells like tuna.

 

[Dr Dave]

He is hatist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He fees beefburgers to swans.

 

[Yub]

He is C3PO.

 

[Cassie]

He has Hobbit sex.

 

[Yub]

With his golden robotic phallus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

*feeds

 

[Kitty]

He wears a Paul Reubens costume to remain unrecognized when fapping in pr0n theatres. Thats how his career was ruined. For shame, Wacky, for shame!

 

[Gagh]

On Sundays, Wacky hunts eels with Beagles in aqualungs.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

And on Mondays sells his trained beagles to Korean BBQ joints at a loss.

 

[Conchaga]

Wacky stole my virginity and I don't want it back.

 

[FBI parte due]

Wacky tried to give Conchaga's virginity back, but it wouldn't fit.

 

[Kitty]

Wacky is legally having his real name changed to CaptainWacky. Once completed, he'll have his TK username altered to GTC is a retard!GTC is a retard!GTC is a retard!GTC is a retard!GTC is a retard!GTC is a retard!GTC is a retard!.

 

[FBI parte due]

wank

 

[Yub]

Captain Wacky once walked a mile in my shoes. Then he gave them back and I found out later he didn't wear socks and now I have some fungal foot infection THANKS A BUNCH WACKY.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Captain Wacky once saved the universe...FROM HIMSELF!