THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS!?

[CaptainWacky]

Why does only one of them sing? Why should I care?

 

[Mentalist]

You lost me. And not like an eclectic group of plane crash survivors.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're a "hot" new girl band from the States (I think) who have had a number of hits on this side of "the pond" and are all over tv like soap on a soapy man.

 

[Mentalist]

Fairy soap or the next leading brand?

 

[CaptainWacky]

DOVe.

 

[Mentalist]

Thats got some lather to it. In a soap off against some Imperial Leather though it would be a ultimatley fool hardy person who laid wildly differing odds on each.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...yep!

 

[BlazerBoy]

I would fuck every single one of the Pussycat Dolls, so if only one of them chooses to open her mouth...I'll bite.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The one that sings is by far the best looking too. She should go solo.

 

[BlazerBoy]

No, because when people go solo, they turn into SKANK BITCHES. We've seen it with Gwen Stefani, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake.....even Darryn Hayes.

 

[Mentalist]

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS YO YO YO

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stefani is MUCH HOTTER as a solo artist than when she was in No Doubt, even though she's "sold out" to a greater degree than anyone else ever has in the entire history of this and all other universes. LET ME HEAR YOU SAY BANANAS!

 

[Mentalist]

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's right!

 

[BlazerBoy]

If you have a lot of bananas, you will shit a lot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard Gwen sticks bananas up the vananas (vaginas) of those asian girls she always has hanging out with her.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[BlazerBoy]

Okay, that is the coolest thing I've ever seen. Fucking hilarious.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Diana Ross had a vagina transplant.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'll file that one away with the Star Jones ass post.