CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
STARTING TOMORROW WHEN SHE WILL TOUR BRITAIN RIDING HORSES ALL OVER BRITAIN BUT NOT IN SCOTLAND BECAUSE SHE FEARS ALEX SALMOND HAS TRAINED EVERY SCOTTISH HORSE TO THROW HER TO HER DEATH.
THEN ON SUNDAY HER FLOTILLA OF A MILLION SHIPS WILL SAIL DOWN THE THAMES AS THE QUEEN HAS A "GOLDEN SHOWER" CELEBRATION, INVITING HER PUBLIC TO URINATE ON HER FROM THE RIVERBANK, AS SHE DRINKS DOWN THE URINE AND HER POWER GROWS.
THEN ON MONDAY IT'S TIME FOR THE QUEEN TO PERFORM ALL HER HIT SOINGS ("ONE WILL ROCK YOU", "DON'T STOP ME NOW (BECAUSE I'M THE BLOODY QUEEN, MATE)" AND "THE SEX SONG") ON HER NEW QUEEN ARENA...EXCEPT THE ARENA DOESN'T PHYSICALLY EXIST AS IT WOULD COST TOO MUCH MONEY AND THE GOVERNMENT HAS LOST MILLIONS ON ITS PASTY TAX U-TURN SO SHE WILL IN FACT PERFORM IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN AND THE NEW QUEEN ARENA WILL BE DIGITALLY MODELLED AND ADDED BY OUR VERY OWN FUDDLEMIFF AND HE PROMISES TO SNEAK THE WORD "NIMMYKNOCKERS" IN THERE SOMEWHERE!
THEN ON TUESDAY SHE WILL DRESS UP AS JUBILEE FROM THE X-MEN AND GET PISSED AND TRY TO SEDUCE HUGH JACKMAN.
IT'S GOING TO BE A SPIFFING CELEBRATION.
THEN ON SUNDAY HER FLOTILLA OF A MILLION SHIPS WILL SAIL DOWN THE THAMES AS THE QUEEN HAS A "GOLDEN SHOWER" CELEBRATION, INVITING HER PUBLIC TO URINATE ON HER FROM THE RIVERBANK, AS SHE DRINKS DOWN THE URINE AND HER POWER GROWS.
THEN ON MONDAY IT'S TIME FOR THE QUEEN TO PERFORM ALL HER HIT SOINGS ("ONE WILL ROCK YOU", "DON'T STOP ME NOW (BECAUSE I'M THE BLOODY QUEEN, MATE)" AND "THE SEX SONG") ON HER NEW QUEEN ARENA...EXCEPT THE ARENA DOESN'T PHYSICALLY EXIST AS IT WOULD COST TOO MUCH MONEY AND THE GOVERNMENT HAS LOST MILLIONS ON ITS PASTY TAX U-TURN SO SHE WILL IN FACT PERFORM IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN AND THE NEW QUEEN ARENA WILL BE DIGITALLY MODELLED AND ADDED BY OUR VERY OWN FUDDLEMIFF AND HE PROMISES TO SNEAK THE WORD "NIMMYKNOCKERS" IN THERE SOMEWHERE!
THEN ON TUESDAY SHE WILL DRESS UP AS JUBILEE FROM THE X-MEN AND GET PISSED AND TRY TO SEDUCE HUGH JACKMAN.
IT'S GOING TO BE A SPIFFING CELEBRATION.