**The Quest for Gagh**

[Gagh]

Speaking of Gaghy... how is the old chap? Found a girl yet or is he still spamming the net 24/7?

Gagh is a smug, uncaring, asshat who only looks out for himself.

Gagh's reply to this most likely: :roll: (Oh noes! I dared to mention the almighty Gagh! :roll: )

Hmm....*reads through all Gagh's posts on TK*

Maturity? Nope not seeing it.

Gagh

Maybe I like to ankle bite since it seems to rankle Gagh

And yes I see the diff. I'm not stupid, no matter how much Gagh, Jethro and people who call me lame wish it to be true.

Gagh and Jethro are barely a blip on my radar these days. I do have a life ya know. I'm online maybe 2-4 hours a day on average and maybe make 3-4 comments a day about them that hardly makes me as obsessed as they claim.

Maybe I'd post what I do in a day if it didn't come back to bite me on the ass and become fodder and amusement for Jethro, Gagh and company.

 

[Caitriona]

^sigh.....

Gagh!!!!!!! I've missed you.

I hope things are going well. Visit when you get a chance.. or come back to the five and dime.. PLEASE!!!!

 

[Gonad]

Yay! Gagh is back! Yay!

Gagh B====>)@( Gonad

 

[CaptainWacky]

Now that Gagh's back can we start the quest for CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE?

 

[Gagh]

Uh...I ain't ever coming back on a regular basis.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Back" meaning that you have at least posted a couple of times since this thread was started. Something CaptainBirdseye hasn't done.

 

[Gagh]

Ah. I need a new avatar seeing as the Server has killed mine, and I have since deleted it in a huge cleanup of BBS crap from my PC (not to say the av was crap, loki, 'cos it was class!).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pastamania av.

 

[Gagh]

It is a rather brilliant shot isn't it, in an 'amazingly naff promotional Terry Bollea vehicle doomed to fail like so many before it' way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do you call a hooker in Italy?

A PASTATUTE!

 

[Mentalist]

LOL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I stole it from somewhere.

 

[Mentalist]

It was a pretty good joke, very Wackyesque as well. All in all a good piece of plagiarism.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pretty much everything I say is stolen. EXCEPT THIS: MOOEPTE*h RUES TROUSERSEX la LOL MADONNA IS GAY

 

[Loktar]

OK, I've had my vodka and I don't care anymore...Dan, you are OVER.

This thread is proof positive that you have no mechanism or appatratus to declare yourself anything other than PWNED by Jethro, Gagh, hell, me or Menty even. You are a lost soul. I hope you enjoyed your online life. Because as of this post, it is over. You might as well change your username everywhere you go, because I, a kind soul, am the last to tell you that you have squandered your life in the past 2 months taking cheap, flaccid, ineffective shots at people who had your number long before you did.

You are a done deal. If your online happiness is all you have to cling to, then I suggest you get professional help TODAY, because you officially have no legs left to stand on. No one cares what you think., no one is on your side, no one is laughing at your lame replies. You are completely alone. How does it feel, human?

If you haven't killed yourself yet, then reflect on your life the past 2 months, and consider starting fresh. YOU HAVE LOST. You lost 2 months ago. And apparently you're the last to know it. Conside this a favor from me. You're welcome, you witless shit.

Now get a life. NOW!! RUN!!

So sad....you, Gagh, Jethro, and Menty think you've PWNED me. Pathetic.

*YAWN*

*scratches loki off the nice guy list* (I know, I know, you don't care)

 

[johnford]

iGNORE THEM STUD iM HORNY!

 

[Loktar]

iGNORE THEM STUD iM HORNY!

Ok then.

*removes pants*

 

[johnford]

Ooooohhhhblows Loktar a kiss.

 

[Loktar]

*blows jf a kiss back*

 

[johnford]

Gives Loktar a quick blow job before running out to run some errands.