**The Quest for Loktard's Head**

[CaptainWacky]

A force of "leaving Smallville suddenly then never being seen or mentioned again", yes.

 

[Mentalist]

Oust the blackie as soon as we have established we're not a racist show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And have both of Lana's parents be white even though she's obvioulsy chinkified!

 

[Loktar]

I'll pick Call a lawyer since it seems I'm slowly becoming the new Jillian. Though she was more entertaining and fun to toy with, I bet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jillian was sexy.

 

[Loktar]

Jillian was sexy.

Why, thank you. I am sexy aren't I?

 

[johnford]

Why, thank you. I am sexy aren't I?

You know it! :mrgreen:

 

[Loktar]

You know it! :mrgreen:

Aww....*blushes*

*blows jf a kiss*

 

[johnford]

*pats Loktars butt then grabs a beer ...want one?*

 

[Loktar]

Sure. *smacks jf's ass*

 

[johnford]

* Hands Loktar a beer* rubs up against his raging buldge.

 

[Loktar]

* Hands Loktar a beer* rubs up against his raging buldge.

ooh....yeah....mmmmm....

 

[johnford]

Then caresses it gently with toungue....sucks on it some...then gets in doggie style position
now hump boy hump!

 

[Loktar]

*humps Jf until his juices run dry*

 

[johnford]

OOOOHHHH GOOOOOOODDDDDDD!

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[The Dork Lord]

Did Jethro ever find Loktar's head?

Was Johnford faking?

Why DID they kick Pete Ross off the show, instead of making him the Vice president, then a supervillian, like in the comic??

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[The Dork Lord]

Doesn't answer my questions, but still a nice bump (the thread, not the bimbo)!

 

[FBI parte due]

That's no common strumpet.