The real tragedy of Obama as president...

[Volpone]

...if any other President had been in office when we got bin Ladin, his head would be in a jar under the desk at the Oval Office, like Zorro's brother in the Banderas Zorro movie.

 

['Gear]

LOL The ol' rightwing troll strikes again.

Thanks Obama.

 

[jack]

Please. I don't get this bullshit.

 

[jack]

you think voting isn't a deterrent?

 

[The Question]

The biggest tragedy of Obama as President has been for Obama and the Democrats. They wanted an audition. They got it. They showed us all what they can do, and what they can do is fuck up this country from scalp to soles.

 

['Gear]

Zorro's brother was the president?

 

[Donovan]

The reall biggest tragedy is that the white house is all stretched out now and can never really be satisfied with an average sized white prick in office ever again.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

While Obama is probably not the best president we've had in my lifetime, don't worry. We'll find a way to do worse.

 

[Volpone]

This is 2015. There's supposed to be flying Deloreans, hoverboards, and kitchen gadget fusion reactors. Thanks Obama.

 

['Gear]

You don't have a kitchen gadget fusion reactor?

Ever heard of Amazon? Fucking hillbilly.

 

[The Question]

This is 2015. There's supposed to be flying Deloreans, hoverboards, and kitchen gadget fusion reactors. Thanks Obama.

Well, there is at least one real hoverboard. Too bad it's made by Lexus and works by maglev, meaning you can't just sail down any ol' street on it. Fuckin' Lexus. Thanks, Lexus!

This is how the Lexus hoverboard actually works