The requests for Cassie thread

[Dr Dave]

I demand a thread about popcorn.

FTW

 

[FBI parte due]

TEACH US TO LOVE AGAIN, CASSIE!

 

[headvoid]

Teach us robot sex Cassie

 

[FBI parte due]

Same thing, AMIRITE?

 

[headvoid]

Right as Grandmaster flash and the furious five at the beginning of the classic White Lines.

RRIIIIIIIIGHHHTT!!!

 

[Cassie]

Alright.. first put on some sexay music, then slowly take your robots clothes off, occasionally playfully popping the robot with an item of clothing (they love that) next you gently blow in the robots audio sensor. This will arouse the robot and make it more accepting of your advances. If you really want to make your robot happy you should squirt a little oil into it's joints. Now your robot is ready for some sweet sweet love.

OMG SEX WITH ROBOTS

 

[headvoid]

WD40!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

3PO is the only robot I could ever love.

 

[Dr Dave]

long time, 5 dollar.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd make R2 watch.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Be careful when you tell the robot HARDER!

 

[Grammour Boy]

Teach us to wrestle a bear and win.

 

[Dr Dave]

More requests!

 

[Yub]

Teach us how to dance, dance, dance!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Cassie, please feed us the flesh of lesbian pigs!