The Retard List: Fact or fiction

[Hambil]

I thought it might prove interesting to examine the ever growing list of TK retards, and speculate on their mental condition. Are they truly a retard, or is something else wrong with them? We'll start with just the top 5.

1) Paladin/Luci
2) Messenger
3) Bad Dog
4) Grammour Boy
5) Habeeb
6) Conchaga

My take:
1) Luci: Fact. Retarded 14 year old boy, estimated IQ 80.
2) Messenger: Fiction. An immature sociopath with dead cats and dogs in his basement. Not smart enough to make serial killer though. Estimated IQ 120.
3) Bad Dog: Fact. Frat Boy, slight retardation from drinking way too much beer. Estimated IQ 90.
4) Grammour Boy: Fact. Sever retardation, lives with mom, has to wear depends and have his 6 year old kid sister help him with his posts. Estimated IQ 70.
5) Habeeb: Fiction. Crazy 600 lbs cat lady with nothing better to do since she can't get out of bed. Estimated IQ 110.
6) Conchaga: Brawl-Hall member, nuff said.

 

[bad dog]

 

[Paladin]

I thought it might prove interesting to examine the ever growing list of TK retards, and speculate on their mental condition. Are they truly a retard, or is something else wrong with them? We'll start with just the top 5.

1) Paladin/Luci
2) Messenger
3) Bad Dog
4) Grammour Boy
5) Habeeb


My take:
1) Luci: Fact. Retarded 14 year old boy, estimated IQ 80.
2) Messenger: Fiction. An immature sociopath with dead cats and dogs in his basement. Not smart enough to make serial killer though. Estimated IQ 120.
3) Bad Dog: Fact. Frat Boy, slight retardation from drinking way too much beer. Estimated IQ 90.
4) Grammour Boy: Fact. Sever retardation, lives with mom, has to wear depends and have his 6 year old kid sister help him with his posts. Estimated IQ 70.
5) Habeeb: Fiction. Crazy 600 lbs cat lady with nothing better to do since she can't get out of bed. Estimated IQ 110.

Well, well you nasty little RODENT! Angry are we at having been TROLLED by a simple retarded 14 year-old boy with an IQ estimated at 80? The ONLY REASON you now know about the SAINTLUCIFER/PALADIN connection is because I TOLD you. Feeling rather stupid now are we? Do not feel sad or angry at your idiocy because then EVERYONE ON THIS SITE is a fucking IDIOT. No one and I mean NO ONE had a clue so fear not. You are not alone in your stupidity! You and your 'friends' here at TROLLKINGDOM may bask in each other's STUPIDITY! The light may be rather dim but you will get used to it. Hey bitch! I have something for you.

PWNED!!


Now sit down and shut the fuck up. I have PROVEN I am your better. You can post when I TELL you to bitch! Now get back to licking my fucking cock! I rather enjoyed it, the way you spit up my cum after having guzzled it!

 

[Henoch]

I thought it might prove interesting to examine the ever growing list of TK retards, and speculate on their mental condition. Are they truly a retard, or is something else wrong with them? We'll start with just the top 5.

1) Paladin/Luci
2) Messenger
3) Bad Dog
4) Grammour Boy
5) Habeeb


My take:
1) Luci: Fact. Retarded 14 year old boy, estimated IQ 80.
2) Messenger: Fiction. An immature sociopath with dead cats and dogs in his basement. Not smart enough to make serial killer though. Estimated IQ 120.
3) Bad Dog: Fact. Frat Boy, slight retardation from drinking way too much beer. Estimated IQ 90.
4) Grammour Boy: Fact. Sever retardation, lives with mom, has to wear depends and have his 6 year old kid sister help him with his posts. Estimated IQ 70.
5) Habeeb: Fiction. Crazy 600 lbs cat lady with nothing better to do since she can't get out of bed. Estimated IQ 110.

Messenger can actually be ok when he wants to be. He's mostly just seeing how far he can push people around & get them to react. He acts a bit like Castek did when he was around.

Grammour Boy is mainly just riddled with inept tardness & Paladin is from another planet IMO! I haven't really paid much attention to Bad Dog or Habeeb so i can't really comment. Too many duals around here, i just overlook most of them.

 

[Paladin]

Messenger can actually be ok when he wants to be. He's mostly just seeing how far he can push people around & get them to react. He acts a bit like Castek did when he was around.

Grammour Boy is mainly just riddled with inept tardness & Paladin is from another planet IMO! I haven't really paid much attention to Bad Dog or Habeeb so i can't really comment. Too many duals around here, i just overlook most of them.

Another angry whore none too pleased at having been made to look the fool by this INEPT 'TARD PALADIN. Rather a stupid thing for you to do, call him inept and a 'tard when he made a complete idiot out of you. Duh? Fucking MORON. Get lost. Daddy wants your asshole in front of him again.

 

[Henoch]

Another angry whore none too pleased at having been made to look the fool by this INEPT 'TARD PALADIN. Rather a stupid thing for you to do, call him inept and a 'tard when he made a complete idiot out of you. Duh? Fucking MORON. Get lost. Daddy wants your asshole in front of him again.

At least your sentences are getting to be more cohesive.

 

[Paladin]

At least your sentences are getting to be more cohesive.

True enough. It was far more difficult to type in a retarded manner than to do so in a proper one. It was giving me a fucking HEADACHE which is why I fucking ended it! Do you have any idea what it is like to complete entire paragraphs in fucking French only to have your keyboard batteries die on you? Fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk!! I am still pissed about that. I had to do it ALL OVER AGAIN and I am lazy enough typing as it is. If not for my fucking typing speed I would not even bother.

 

[bad dog]

Wireless keyboards are worthless junk unless you have a huge monitor.

 

[Paladin]

Wireless keyboards are worthless junk unless you have a huge monitor.

19" monitor bitch! I bought it long before people even knew what a fucking 19" monitor looked like.

 

[bad dog]

My girlfriend has a 19" but she is 50 years old and her eyesight is not very good. I have a 15" lcd its ok. I had a wireless keyboard and mouse, the mouse died after it hits the floor a few times, the keyboard still works after 5 years but Its on my old box.

 

[The Question]

The ONLY REASON you now know about the SAINTLUCIFER/PALADIN connection is because I TOLD you.

No, the reason we knew about the SaintLudicrous/Gungadin connection is because you couldn't keep your lame-ass fucking dual under cover. You had to go and start spouting a bunch of ridiculous shit about French Canadians as Paladin, just like you did for months as SaintLucifer, not to mention rendering the account pathetically obvious as a dual to anyone who bothered to think things through with regard to your pathetically transparent writing style, not to mention the fact that the writing style changed so drastically. A fact which I didn't need to look up, by the way, because I remember every single fucking thing I've ever seen posted on this board and knew as soon as Paladin reappeared with that lame pseudo-Frog shit that it was a completely different characterization.

In short, we knew because you're a loser who blew his own cover.

 

[The Question]

19" monitor bitch! I bought it long before people even knew what a fucking 19" monitor looked like.

See, I love this. Fucker can shell out the dough for a wireless keyboard AND a 19" monitor, but keeps a scanner that won't even jack into a current-generation PC.

 

[Cyberhippy]

Luci Rawks

 

[Gagh]

True enough. It was far more difficult to type in a retarded manner than to do so in a proper one. It was giving me a fucking HEADACHE which is why I fucking ended it! Do you have any idea what it is like to complete entire paragraphs in fucking French only to have your keyboard batteries die on you? Fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk!! I am still pissed about that. I had to do it ALL OVER AGAIN and I am lazy enough typing as it is. If not for my fucking typing speed I would not even bother.

You are a complete and utter spanner, with absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. I agree with Hambil. Go top yourself, shit-smear.

 

[Sarek]

19" monitor bitch! I bought it long before people even knew what a fucking 19" monitor looked like.

Ok, so it's older than shit. What's your point?

I have a system that lets me hook up my computer to the overhead projection system with a Dalite 106 inch HDTV projection screen I have in my rec room. I have wireless keyboard and mouse, and can sit 20 feet away from the screen and tell you to fuck off better than with a 19 inch screen two feet from my face.

So fuck off.

 

[speck]

So can we put Luci/Paladin in the Dual Transfiguration Device?

 

[Sarek]

Why? You really want a pile of creamed crap posting at TK?

 

[Gagh]

Why? You really want a pile of creamed crap posting at TK?

You seem to have forgotten the last 5 years, and a whole multitude of iindividuals, Sarek.

 

[Eating_habits]

gagh is one of the retards!

 

[Gagh]

Hypocrisy will get you everywhere, BG.