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The "SaintLucifer was Pwned!" Thread

Sarek said:
Prove it. Hold up a card that says "Hi I'm SaintLuci. I'm a retarded moron and clearly not worthy of posting at TK."

Then take a new pic showing the card and post it.
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I honestly wish you people would make up your minds. When I denied that fat, ugly fuck was me, you all asked me to do exactly the same thing to prove it was NOT me. Now that I have posted my picture, you want me to do it to prove it IS me. Jesus Christ. Indecisive cocksuckers.

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SaintLucifer said:
I honestly wish you people would make up your minds. When I denied that fat, ugly fuck was me, you all asked me to do exactly the same thing to prove it was NOT me. Now that I have posted my picture, you want me to do it to prove it IS me. Jesus Christ. Indecisive cocksuckers.

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Translation: I'm trying to distract you from my picture.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I honestly wish you people would make up your minds. When I denied that fat, ugly fuck was me, you all asked me to do exactly the same thing to prove it was NOT me. Now that I have posted my picture, you want me to do it to prove it IS me. Jesus Christ. Indecisive cocksuckers.

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Kinda sucks to be you right now don't it? Not that now is really any different than any other day of the week.
 
Sarek said:
Kinda sucks to be you right now don't it? Not that now is really any different than any other day of the week.
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Oh yes. 'Tis very terrible to be me right now. I am so horrified at my own looks.
 
Messenger said:
Translation: I'm trying to distract you from my picture.
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yes, but if he was trying to distract us from his real picture, you would have thought he would chosen a picture of somone at least reasonably good looking..... ? :huh:
 
Panda said:
yes, but if he was trying to distract us from his real picture, you would have thought he would chosen a picture of somone at least reasonably good looking..... ? :huh:
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You know the theory about covering up a lie with a bigger lie... if he had posted a more tolerable pic, we wouldn't have believed him (Like we would either way).
 
SaintLucifer said:
Aw, am I getting under your skin too? *sniffle*. Here, have a tissue.
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Good point. And as I just stuck up for you, that would mean you haven't got under MY skin.

You've been pwned again.
 
Sarek said:
Good point. And as I just stuck up for you, that would mean you haven't got under MY skin.

You've been pwned again.
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Don't bother 'sticking up' for me. I need you like ENKIE needs you daddy's tiny dick. I would rather you never utter anything in my defence. I need no one's 'defence'.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Don't bother 'sticking up' for me. I need you like ENKIE needs you daddy's tiny dick. I would rather you never utter anything in my defence. I need no one's 'defence'.
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It's "like ENKIE needs your daddy's tiny dick."

Nothing like claiming to be a master of the written word and then screwing up a simple insult.
 
"But when all is said and done, you will come to realize that you've been nothing but the scratching post of the moment for a bunch of sharp-clawed trolls."

Let's burn this into his corneas.
 
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