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The Sarah Connor Chronicles

YES. It wouldn't be the first time something was named for something in sci fi. Not that I can think of anything at the moment.


The Star Wars missile defense shield comes to mind.
 
They probably got that from Dune as well, since a hunter-seeker is a remote controlled thing. They even mention it at the bottom of the page.

The Israeli military also has UGVs called Hunter-Killers.
 
Marc Alaimo has joined the cast as the head of Skynet.

(NOTE: Complete lie.)
 
Marc Alaimo can't do that, he died in a fire. When you die in a fire, you're not allowed to be an actor anymore. It's in the rules.
 
What are we gonna do while SCC is on hiatus? OMG!

Henoch, I am only your whore on the 1st and 15th of every month, I like your government cheese.
 
We could mastrubate to various cast members.

FIRST: Ellison.
 
What are we gonna do while SCC is on hiatus? OMG!

Henoch, I am only your whore on the 1st and 15th of every month, I like your government cheese.

You can be my whore. I'll even let you keep enough of the money to buy yourself trashy lookin' outfits from the thrift stores and point out rich bitches you can beat up and rob for their makeup and jewelry.
 
We could mastrubate to various cast members.

FIRST: Ellison.

Tell me when you get to Cameron, Riley, and Sarah. Then I'll join this faptastic voyage.
 
We can skip Weaver I think.
 
Please skip Weaver! Her black eyeliner is too scary.
 
Of course she could morph into someone hot.
 
That's true, she's only wearing the eyeliner because the real Weaver was wearing it when she killed her.
 
Please skip Weaver! Her black eyeliner is too scary.

It's the hairstyle that's scarin' ya. That and those goo-goo-googly eyes of hers go together to make this:

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look like this:

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But if she looked a little more like this:

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Quite a bit closer to fappable.
 
And she's probably about twelve years younger there.
 
I'd still make her weird bulgey alien eyes roll back into the back of her head. You would, too.
 
Lawrence Connor + Sarah Connor = hot sex all day every day

I am very glad to see all of this interest in my wife, Sarah, here.
Sarah and I have sex on a regular basis, & we have a son, John.
 
And that's from the Negro Community!
 
Shirley Manson, on the other hand, is not from the negro community. I wonder if her cunt has an accent, too.
 
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