The Sarah Connor Chronicles?

[CaptainWacky]

TV series spin-off from Terminator starring Summer Glau as a friendly female Terminator, could be good? WELL LUCKILY I HAVE THE PILOT SCRIPT SO LET'S FIND OUT.

(John Connor is sitting in CLASS listening to GUNS 'N' ROSES on his CASSETTE PLAYER.)

Johny: Man the early nineties are so WICKED!

(His friends, TOKEN BLACK KID and TOKEN ASIAN KID come in.)

Black: John you be mad crazy listening to dat new-fangled personal cassette in class, you'll get into trouble!

John(not listening): Take me down to the paradise city...

(The teacher, Miss TRAITOR and a hot younger woman enter the class. Asian tap John on the shoulder and he finally looks up and takes his headphones off.)

Traitor: See me after class, Connor! I won't call your mother this time, not after she broke my arm the last time! Grr, I hate her!

John: Shove it, bitch!

(Everyone gasps.)

Black: You're headed for a fall, John.

John: Nah! I survived a murder attempt from an evil liquid-based robot cop, I can survive anything!

Traitor: Anyway class, this is my new assistant, Miss Robot.

Robot: HELLO CLASS. IT IS AGREEABLE TO SEE YOU FULLY FUNCTIONAL ON THIS EARTH DAY.

John: WOW, she's hot!

Black: Damn straight!

Asian: I bet ten dollars, which was still a lot of money in the early nineties, that I BAG HER first!

John: I'll take her down to the paradise city!

Robot: CEASE YOUR HUMAN LUST.

Asian: Whoah, she's got like super ROBOT hearing or something!

(The teachers sneaks out of class and makes a call.)

Traitor: Yes...that's right...John Connor is here in class...his mother can't protect him here...hahaha...yes, gut him...I'd like that...he's just such a prick!

(On the other end of the phone is a TXZ-488334 who has METAL HAIR and is played by none other than MR EKO.)

Eko-bot: Hahaha, than you for the information...I shall TERMINATE your problem student!

 

[Ishcabittle]

The token asian kid is speaking about the early nineties as tho it were in the past but he's there right then OMG TIME PARADOX

 

[CaptainWacky]

And I forgot Terminator 2 was set several years in the future when it came out...so really it should be the late nineties...NEEDS MORE RAPE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

TURN THE RAPE NOB TO SEVEN, AND TURN DOWN THE WAY THE NINETIES SUCKED.

 

[whisky]

They will probably retcon the series into happen in our time, rather than in 1997.

 

[CaptainWacky]

just replace the cassette players with iPods and the goths with EMOS

 

[The Tomtrek]

I will watch it because Summer Glau.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll give it a go.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'll watch it because Zach from Heroes will be in it apparently and he's cute.

 

[CaptainWacky]

px plz

 

[CaptainWacky]

It turned out to be good!

 

[Tisiphone]

I couldn't get into it.

Plus, it kept getting pre-empted down here.