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The "Scissor TQ" Contest!

The Question said:
And therein lies the lie to this DS BS: I don't chat via MSN -- and yet I do. But only those who actually have received chat invites from me know which instant messenger I use. It ain't MSN Messenger.
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If I said you were lying before, more lies won't convinve me.
 
I just received a super-secret communique from TQ himself. It stated that, in no uncertain terms, DS is not telling the truth.

Liar, liar pants on fire!

He also passed on to me his coveted IM info.

I'm the shizzit. :D
 
The Question said:
Then it's a good thing I'm not trying to convinve you. (Whatever the hell that is. O_o )
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Distract the whole issue by pointing out a typo? I thought much better of you. Screw you...no more pictures from me Mister.
 
DarthSikle said:
sicko
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Well, if there was any doubts about you being a little homo boi pining for TQ's manly sexual powers, that erases 'em nice and clean.

Only a squealin' little fagnit would think a man wanting to be between a woman's legs is sick. ;)
 
^^That's an interesting angle, and one I hadn't thought of! A woman's bare legs are always good:

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But stockinged female legs are nice too:

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Quite a conundrum! :shock:!
 
The Question said:
TQ's manly sexual powers,
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That's an interesting statement. All I see are pictures of men submitting sexually to females. Methinks then next picture is probably a strap on being used on the submitted male.
 
I recently started dating a woman who does regular Pilates and other toning exercise 3 or 4 times a week, and until a couple years ago was a volleyball player competitive at national levels, and has very strong legs. We actually saw each other yesterday.

I don't know why I'm sharing all this, except for that my neck really kind of hurts today. I might have whiplash...
 
That's why you let the girl do it around the ribs, dammit. No matter how crazy she gets with it, you're not taking a chance of ending up with a description that ends with "plegic."
 
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