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tHE sEX

Although I did get bruises two weeks ago after we celebrated the success of locating the elusive Sandtrooper.
 
I don't prefer it, I hate getting leaves and dirt in my underwear and having to spend hours like that before I can get home. Maybe I'd like it mixed in with the mean shit I've been into.
 
What do you mean? A change of underwear? What about when it sticks to you from the sweat? And other body fluids? I can't help it, I'm just a really dirty messy person.
 
But what's the point of having sex outside if you're doing it on a towel? You might as well be on a comfy mattress.
 
I DO like being up against a tree, from behind, but we've had *that* conversation already.
 
Besides, he's crusty-old and experienced, he's been there, done that, and would probably break a hip or something.

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Gonad said:
Besides, he's crusty-old and experienced, he's been there, done that, and would probably break a hip or something.

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omg this is really funny now that I know he actually hurt his hip when he was younger
 
It probably has more to do with my logical deduction subroutine designed by the aliens.
 
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