The smell of burnt rubber fills my nostrils

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(Seriously, this isn't a parody)

With the roommate out galavanting, I spent about 3 hours airing out the apartment today, and just now some doofus decides to try to get his stuck car out of a frozen slushbank by revving the tires until they practically combust.

I smell nothing but burning tires now.

I'm a sad panda.

 

[whisky]

I think I can smell it too, damn he must really have been gunning the engine

 

[Dr Dave]

You should have shot the fucker.

 

[Acrimonious]

(Seriously, this isn't a parody)

With the roommate out galavanting, I spent about 3 hours airing out the apartment today, and just now some doofus decides to try to get his stuck car out of a frozen slushbank by revving the tires until they practically combust.

I smell nothing but burning tires now.

I'm a sad panda.

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid some drivers are. I think everytime it snows people forget how to drive, even though they have lived in an area that gets snow every winter for their entire lives.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Now now it's not their fault. All the controls are in English.

 

[Acrimonious]

Now now it's not their fault. All the controls are in English.

Yeah, but all the technical manuals are in broken Japanglish. They should still know better.

 

[Dr Dave]

Were they asian?

 

[whisky]

Sounds like they were russian

 

[Dr Dave]

Too much vodka!

 

[whisky]

what kind of people are always in a hurry

rushing people

russians!

 

[whisky]

 

[headvoid]

Here Eggs, Hitler will tell you a joke to cheer you up

 

[Tisiphone]

Zieg Hiel!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ziggy Heil!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Silly Hitler!