The Smoke Monster officially cast as Smog in The Hobbit

[Cassie]

See you in another life, brother.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TYPECASTING!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SMAUG

 

[Cassie]

No, he was cast as smog, and also chimney smoke.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO HE WASN't

 

[Cassie]

CAPTAINWACKY, IF THAT IS REALLY YOUR NAME, DO NOT WRITE CHECKS YOUR ASS CANNOT CASH. WE ALL KNOW SMOG, AKA THE SMOKE MONSTER, AKA DR PHLOX,. HAS BEEN CAST AS SMOG IN THE HOBBIT. THE WHOLE INTERNET IS GOOSIPING ABOUT THIS VERY FACT AS WE SIT HERE AT OUR DESKS FOOMING THE NIGHT AWAY. NEXT YOU WILL TRY TO TELL ME THAT ARCHER AND TRIP DID NOT EVER GET DOWN AND DRITY IN THEIR UNDERWEAR. PLEASE SISTER, i KNOW I SAW THEM MAKING EYSE WHEN PHLOX WASN'T LOOKING. EVEN THE SLUT T'PAL KNEW THE SCORE WHEN SHE BLEW TRIP IN THE DECONTAMINATION CHAMBER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK YOU HONEY YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT SHIT MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS OR SHOULD I SAY BEE'S WAX AND KEEP YOUR JEW NOSE OUT OF SCOTT BAKULA'S TRASSH LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE OF ARCHER/TRIP SEX BECAUSE THERE AIN'T NO EVIDENCE IN THERE GIRLFRIEND TRUST ME I'VE BEEN THROUGH THAT TRASH WITH A FINE TOOTH COMB AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY OKAY WELL I DON'T MEAN IT LITERALLY BECAUASE I DON'T KNOW WHAT A FINE TOOTH COMB IS BUT STILL YOU WANK TO TRAVIS MAYWEATHER

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Google Image search results: fine tooth comb

:joker:

 

[whisky]

Say Jim! That's a bad outfit!