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The Snowmen of Forochel

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The hardy and secretive Men who lived among the snow and ice that surrounded the Icebay of Forochel. They were said to have been descended from the ancient Forodwaith, and had habits that seemed strange and mysterious to those who lived in warmer climes. The igloos, skates and sleds they used were incomprehensible to the Hobbits, so that the authors of the Red Book's commentaries could only say of the Snowmen that they, '...house in the snow, and it is said that they can run on the ice with bones on their feet, and have carts without wheels.'1
 
I want to know more about them.
 
I'll get the defibrillator and a note pad and you track down Tolkiens grave on Google Earth and I'll meet you at the car in an hour.
 
Christopher will make-up some shite for his new "SNOWMEN OF FOROCHEL: THE NOVEL" which is really just 400 pages of notes then half a poem.
 
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