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The SPAMCAPITAL Directory

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Spamcapital II: A look back

Spamcapital II was also Spamcapital I...some people don't know that.
They don't know that the original karma thread Ily started was in there,
or the precursor to Spamcapital, my own I'LL NEVER STOP!!!1 They don't
know that most of my first posts @ TK were there, that I met Love Child
and Gonad there, or found Neil again there, but granted, they most likely
won't care about that. They don’t know that almost every major poster
at least stopped by for tea once, or that some posters died there. They
don't know how many buried treasures or bones, or how many defining
moments were in that thread, not even I know that.

There was more than a few novels, albums of lyrics, news stories,
confessions, poems, diaries, wars, and yes, a fair amount of asf,
if you looked closely, read between the lines, there was a bigger
story underneath, a story about all of us. Will that story ever
finish now?

It was historically vast. An ocean of spam. Over 50 thousand posts deep.
A thread so massive, it threatened to devour the server. And like any
dangerous beast, those in charge had to put it down. I know this I
get it. "Needs of the many" and all of that rot. But I'm sentimental
(some would same emo) enough to miss that thread, and to think
of it fondly from time to time. There has never been a thread like
it, and there never will be again. Rest in peace.
 
George Orwell said:
"But they have destroyed the windmill. And we had worked on it for two years!"

"What matter? We will build another windmill. We will build six windmills if we feel like it. You do not appreciate, comrade, the mighty thing that we have done. The enemy was in occupation of this very ground that we stand upon. And now-thanks to the leadership of Comrade Napoleon-we have won every inch of it back again!"
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With the destruction of SPAMCAPITAL; it was decided that multiple threads of this nature might take longer to grow to the point of jeopardizing TK's server than one would. With that, not merely six, but TWELVE NEW SPAMCAPITALS were created:

SPAMCAPITAL

SPAMCAPITAL: Blue

SPAMCAPITAL: Black

SPAMCAPITAL: Red

SPAMCAPITAL: Yellow

SPAMCAPITAL: Brown

SPAMCAPITAL: Grey

SPAMCAPITAL: Green

SPAMCAPITAL: Orange

SPAMCAPITAL: White

SPAMCAPITAL: Purple

And of course:

SPAMCAPITAL: Vagina Pink

This historical period was known as THE ERA OF THE TWELVE TOWERS.
 
Damn. You and Gagh seriously need to get lives.

Seems ironic that I post that as I try to catch up on a week of posts.
 
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