The Tauron meaning of Megan Fox's ink

[Hambil]

Gilded Butterfly Text: Her first kill.
Little Girl Text: Given to her when she ate the balls of her first boyfriend.
Marilyn Monroe: Marks her as a procurer of woman for pleasure.
Moon & Star: Ha'la'tha symbol of belonging to a 'made' family.
Brian: Her second kill.
Wave Yin & Yang: For beating a man to death with her boobs.
Strength: For having been shot, and stabbed, and lived.

 

[Gagh]

Thumbs: Mutant

 

[Loktar]

Well yeah, but there's more things to do with her than just thumb wrestle.

 

[Gagh]

What if she has a mutated vagina, with KILLER SHARK JAWS?

 

[Loktar]

I'll have died but......WHAT A WAY TO GO!

 

[Cassie]

One of my best friends from high school had mutant thumbs. She also grew up to be a hot bitch.

 

[Yub]

SHE'S A MAN! THOSE THUMBS ARE PROOF!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Toe thumbs. She lost her thumbs in an accident and had her toes grafted on in their place. AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.

 

[Hambil]

What does she have for toes then?

 

[Blindgroping]

Thumb Tacks!

 

[Yub]

Dare I suggest she has metal ones?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Diseased cocks.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She just has a "clubbed thumbs", OK? I mean, I don't find her as wildly hot as some, but I wouldn't kick her outta bed for having clubbed thumbs.

Now, if any of her toes are clubbed, that's a DEAL BREAKER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd kick her in the head for being in Transformers 2.

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh, I think that deserves a crotch kick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not putting any part of my body near there!

 

[Tisiphone]

Hmmm, probably a wise choice.

 

[Yub]

I personally would love to drown everyone involved in TF2 in motor oil and burn the bodies. Except maybe John Turturro, he might escape death for being in the Big Lebowski. But I'd beat him with various things until he blacked out screaming NEVER SHOW ANYONE YOUR ARSE AGAIN.