The theonlydann fun fact thread

[Dr Dave]

theonlydann likes to break apart small carousels in his spare time.

 

[Cassie]

theonlydann is PRETTY.

 

[Dr Dave]

He once tried out for the cast of the failed pilot for CSI:Canada.

(he wanted to play moose # 3)

 

[CaptainWacky]

He might be the only Dann, but there are 47 "Dannns" out to get him.

 

[Cassie]

theonlydann wears bells on his balls.

 

[Dr Dave]

He was once married to Laker Girl.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

theonlydann once accidentally headbutted Leonard Nimoy while sneezing forcefully.

 

[FBI parte due]

theonlydann used to be called "Steamboat Sally" in a prior life.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

theonlydann spent two seasons as the stunt double for Seven of Nine's left boob.

 

[Cassie]

It's always the left boob!

 

[Tisiphone]

The right boob never gets the love!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Theonlydann probably won't reply to this thread.

 

[Cassie]

theonlydann likes pickled toes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Theonlydann is taller than SHORT PETE.

 

[Tisiphone]

But theonlydann is taller than Tall Jack

 

[Donovan]

Theonlydann is missing because only Chuck Norris gets fun facts. Theonlydann wants NONE of Chuck Norris.

 

[Seph]

theonlydann is really called nelson mandela

 

[Dr Dave]

theonlydann eats shoes.

 

[Seph]

without removing the laces