The thing of the day (thing+78)

[CaptainWacky]

"Go and visit your grandfather if you're not doing anything else," his mother had said. He'd wanted to protest. He DID have plans to do something else, he was going to get stoned and go hang out with Alien G down at the homeless shelter checking out the hot homeless girls who'd been sleeping there after their house had burned down in the GREAT HOSUE FIRE OF ei8reyas
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~NTO HASTJTG

wAS OGING OT WRITE A STORY FOR THE DAY

BUT IT ENEDED UP LIKE THat

SO CHANGEDED IT

I CHANGEDED IT TO THING OF DAY !1!


LOL I AM CLEVER BUNNY

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LIKE HE WAS GING TO SEE HIS GRANDFATTHER AND BE AlL ASSHOLE

AND HIS GRANDFATHER WOULD TELl STORIeS ABOUT HOW HE MADE FIRST CONTACT WITH ALIENS

AND HE WOULD BE ALL "YAWN, EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE ALIENS, THAT'S NOTHING SPECIAL, QUIT LIVING IN THE PAST, POPS!"

BUT HE'D TELL HIS SON THE ALIENS HAVE POWERS THEY HAVNE'T REVEALED TO THE HUMANS AND THEY ALIENS SHOWED HIM DA FUTURE

BUT THE GRANDSON WOUDLN'T BELIEVE IT THE FUCKING LIFE-WASTING SPONGING BASTARD

AND HE'D STEAL MONEY FROM HIS GRANDPOPPY TO BUY WEED IN AN UNFORGIBABLE ACT OF WHATEVERISM

BUT THEN WHEN HE WENt OUT WITH ALIEN G, ALIEN G WOULD TAKE HIM TO THE FUTURE AND TELL HIM HIS GRANDFATHER WAS RIGHt

AND HE'S SHOW THE GRANDSON THAT HE WAS A STUPID BASTARD AND HIS WHOLE LIFE WAS POINTLESS AND HE BETTER START LIVING NOW, IN THE PRESENT, BECAUSE THAt'S ALL HE GETS, THAT'LL ALL ANY OF US GET

AND HE'D GO BACK TO HIS GRANDAD ANd APOLOGISE

AND THEY'd SMOKE WEED TOGETHER

AND BOOGIE ALL NGIHT

good story

I really shold have wrote it

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there is nothing

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think we've just read spoilers for the 3rd season premiere of Heroes.

 

[Cassie]

GRANDPA 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

 

[CaptainWacky]

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